penile contraption

a penis to be exact.
a man can piss out of it.
when a man ejaculates he can eject semen like substances out of it.
it is soft but may get hard if aroused.
mostly aroused by another man doing things sexually to himself or another man.

that 30 year old man just showed me his disgusting half black penile contraption.

by dilbaid5 April 25, 2009

constracting

The state of being both constricting and distracting

Honey, would you unhook my bra? It's constracting.

by DrTapAndSac May 28, 2014

Contacting Aliens

A slang term for anal sex

What are those two doing under the bleachers? Oh there just Contacting Aliens!

by Commie Tears! June 9, 2018

congrating

When you are have a epileptic episode and you accidentally congratulation your mom on the death of your unborn sibling.

She congrating Claire and everyone was like wtf?

by Blakewideeyes December 3, 2022

congrating

When you surprise your girlfriend with a grenade launcher instead of a tampon.

Stop fucking congrating me Adam.

by Blakewideeyes December 3, 2022

Colin Contraption

In reference to the popular Youtuber Colin Furze, a Colin Contraption is a device that has been haphazardly constructed and with a purpose so outlandish that it should definitely 100% explode from the moment it is activated under any given circumstance but instead, by some intervention of God himself, performs its purpose and to a degree that exceeds any reasonable expectation.

Person 1: "Are those fireworks shooting out of his lawn again?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's built another Colin Contraption."

by biddersss November 21, 2021

Smell Contraption

Synonym for incense.

I just bought a new smell contraption from the smell contraption store!

by GreetingsCultist July 23, 2024