Contentionality

A non-religious ideology solely based on the ability to remain comfortable in the midst of chaos.
(Not worrying about aspects of nature/government you as an individual cannot control.)

Yeah, ever since I've started practicing Contentionality I've had way less anxiety.

by DrinkingTylenol April 17, 2023

Convorstion

A conversation that has nothing to do with the current topic. Note- Only to be used when discussing Inceptional things.

Derpy 1: UNLESS, you a zombie!
Derpy 2: That's a completely different convorstion!

by Mason Wiggington. February 20, 2011

The Cracky concoction

Pouring a drink down the bum crack of someone squatting naked while another person lays on the floor drinking the concoction.

Person 1: Did you hear what the boys made Perry do?

Person 2: No, what was it this time?

Person 1: They made him do the cracky concoction.
Person 2: Standard, he must have deserved it.

by The Berkeley Bats October 1, 2017

contrition

Grief of heart for sin.

His everpresent contrition formed his original opinion.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

Conscious of your Concoction

How to survive a frat party: Pay attention to what you're drinking.

Girl: "I'm so hungover and I can't remember anything from last night. What did I drink?"
Other Girl: "I think vodka, gin, Fireball, maybe Windex. Girl you gotta be more conscious of your concoction or you'll end up waking up in a Mexican jail."

by RCL37 May 26, 2014

contortionist

someone who contorts their body.

like very far backbends and other examples of flexibility.

by juunan September 3, 2005

contortionist

the ultimate sex toy. I don't, however, know if two contortionist's could go at it, because they would probably orgasm before starting just because of the fantasy's.

Contortionist + Contortionist = Crazy monkey sex

by VA Boy August 12, 2004