constitution

Once the writen law of the United States, now it's just spare toilet paper for the White House.

Bit by bit, the Constitution is being turned into a useless piece of paper.

by angry August 28, 2003

constitution

Was last seen burning in George Bush's fireplace

makes great smores that smell like freedom!

by suckage July 29, 2005

constitution

The greatest form of writing to ever exist. It is the only true thing that shows how much freedom we're supposed to be having in the USA. However, dumbasses like George W. Bush have never even looked at it and conservatives think they can change it around to meet their own selfish needs and beliefs.

Too bad our president isn't doing things that are said in the Constitution.

by weirdgirl August 20, 2003

constitution

Something made irrelavent by Bush

George W Bush: "That constitution makes great toilet paper!"

by God October 12, 2003

constitute

To compose, form.

The three midgets constituted the human castle

by Larstait November 7, 2003

constitute

Where a prostitute is 'pro'
a constitute is 'con'.
A prostitute who does a bad job.

I can't believe i payed $1000 bucks for that constitute.

by coinroller August 23, 2007

The Constitution

A wonderful document created by eighteenth-century enlightenment thinkers. Conservative pundits often pretend to know what it is or what it says. One of seven words in the vocabulary of Sean Hannity.

Conservative Sean: You can't pass a bill protecting clean drinking water! It's against The Constitution!
Liberal Joe: How so?
Conservative Sean: It just is! It's socialism!
Liberal Joe: OK, Boomer

by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019