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Constance

Often a short girl the size of a chipmunk, even though constance has a lovely personalities they often get rude to everyone at random points and they seem to think they have a talent which is to dance.
Hey is that constance, Omg your so short.
by Kizengi November 27, 2019
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Constance

If your name is Constance, you're really cute. Constance's are funny, badass, kind, supportive, and drop-dead gorgeous! If you get to date one, don't let go of her and treat her right. Be loyal to her and respect her because she is a queen. Wherever you meet Constance (whether it is on Omegle or at school), just know that if you really love her, get to know her and shoot your shot, even if it misses! Dating a Constance is a privilege and words can't describe how lucky you are. Constance's are really down to earth, super smart, and have a dark sense of humor (in a cute way). My point is, Constance's are the best thing to exist, especially the one I know <3 They also have AMAZING personalities.
Hey Constance, I just wanted to say I love you. I just can't get enough of your beautiful face and body and you're 100% the one for me. Ilysm.
by RickLovesYou 😊❤ October 22, 2020
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Andrew Constance

Andrew Constance is a fucking cunt who is extremely arrogant and doesn't give a crap about the public at all, he was very rude to a business owner in the City, when those business workers were impacted by the new Light Rail construction. He is the worst transport minister that NSW has ever seen.
Person 1: He was rude to me and told me I'm a collateral damage.
Person 2: He doesn't give a crap if people are badly let down and impacted by the Inner West Bus privatisation.
Person 3: He was one of the worst Transport Minister that we ever had.
Person 4: He ignores the public always.
Person 5: He lied about the new Sydney Light Rail.
Person 6: He's an Andrew Constance.
by fakespam123 April 30, 2020
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Constance

My funny ass best friend whom has a big booty and has a resting bitch face. She is a peng ting from barking.
Hey Constance, I was born in the church let me give you my holy water
by Connie wonny Ding dong February 23, 2019
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Constance

Y’all lucky if you know a Constance the are literally a must have in life if you don’t know a Constance you are likely to never have any fun ever!
Did you see Constance at that dope party last night
by Dancer1225 October 30, 2018
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constance bay

Constance Bay- also known as cbay to the locals- is a sketchy town just outside of Ottawa that not a lot of people know about. For the people who do, it is usually an attraction to young families and teens in summer because it's placed right on the Ottawa river so it's perfect to get out of the city and go for a beach day. There are also quite a few local businesses (general stores, restaurants, spa, a community center etc) that makes it easy for people live down here. The population is mostly made up of old people that are mostly pretty nice. But don't be fooled, there are always sketchy sneaky deals going down around here with mostly drugs and alcohol by mostly teens that have too much time and are desperate for money. Down here everyone knows each other and wears plaid and drives trucks have boats and sleds and is usually drunk or smoking a joint. everydays a party down here!
person 1: lets go to constance bay for the day!
person 2: ya! sounds like an awesome idea! we'll get icecream, go for a boat ride and watch the sunset, and get a great tan!
person 3: alright I'll come too as long as we bring the gun
by hskid June 9, 2018
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Andrew Constance

Literally the biggest retard in Australian politics. When he was transport minister he buttfucked every form of public transport imaginable! He replaced the world famous Manly ferries with Chinese rowboats that fall apart in the wake of a paddle board. He then proceeded to buy river ferries that COULDNT FIT UNDER FUCKING BRIDGES and were also full of asbestos. He also built a light rail system that runs slow as balls and it then proceeded to crack rendering it useless for 18 months. And as if things couldn't get any worse... HE BUYS TRAINS THAT CANT FIT THROUGH TUNNELS!!!! LIKE HOLY SHIT DID YOU EVEN THINK TO... OH I DONT KNOW.... MEASURE THE FUCKING TUNNEL! Andrew Constance fucked all of these things up and then the moment Gladys Berejiklian resigns HE BUGGERS OFF TO RUN FOR FEDERAL POLITICS AND LEAVES NSW TRANSPORT IN FUCKING SHAMBLES. Andrew Constance is the biggest asshole on this planet.
Did you hear? Andrew Constance was caught having sexual intercourse with an Emerald Class Ferry and now has cancer on his tiny baby dick from all the asbestos in the hull! He also had one of the trains up his ass... They may be too big for the train tunnels but are never too big for Andrews tunnel.
by Notakneegrowth December 30, 2021
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