Conk

When you get really high and pass out hard as fuck

Yo that nigga over there conked

I'm finna conk

by Fatdongmcgee September 23, 2019

Conk

a very large but wrinkled and unattractive dick. usually as a result of too much jacking off

his cock is huge, too bad its a conk! haha

by mister smiles March 03, 2009

Conk

A piece of human trash.

Toby is a massive conk.

by Alex_Triple_Chin February 05, 2019

Conked

When you smoke so much weed that you have to look on urban dictionary to define how extremely high you are.

"Dude, I'm so Conked right now."

"Who are you??"

"Hopscotch."

by Battle-Cat March 07, 2010

conked

to pass out or sleep

After the party, everyone conked out and didn't stay up past 2 am.

by DavidA January 30, 2006

conke

The arch enemy of the well known BEPIS

HOLY FUCK THAT GUY DRINKS CONKE HE HAS AUTISM!!!!

by SmallDickAsian December 06, 2017

conk

A procedure in which the hair of an african-american boy is straightened through the use of potatoes, lye,vaseline,and soap. It is a mark of passage to adulthood and masculinity, because of the intense pain inherent in the process.

''Damn right, it's hot, thats the lye...it's going to burn when I comb it in--it burns bad...Shorty started combing it in. But then my head caught fire... The comb felt as if it was raking my skin off.''
--Autobiography of MalcolmX--

by Marcus ''mother f'in'' Handy March 05, 2004