Commensurate

corresponding in size or degree; in proportion

The fact that our task is exactly commensurate with our life gives it the appearance of being infinite.

by SomeRandomKid June 29, 2014

Oscar Commins

An extremely awesome friend there’s no one like him.

Person 1: Ah yoooo are friends with Oscar Commins?
Person 2: Yeah aren’t you there’s no one like him

Person 3: Yeah and I’m the best at basketball cus I’m Oscar Commins.

by Oscar Oscar Commins August 28, 2019

jefferson commons

A nicer version of the dorms. This is where students go expecting more freedom from the dorms, only to be disappointed by a security force, second only to the KGB in fairness and Homer Simpson in intelligence. More rules here than at Grandma's house, except Grandma treated you more like an adult when you were 5 than the staff treats you now. More Ghetto people per square mile here than anywhere in Sactown.

Jefferson Commons Apartments are the worst ever.
Hey, I like to be treated like I'm 10 years old, I should move to Jefferson Commons.

by Dick Nizzle March 7, 2005

tragedy of the commons

The unfortunate predicament caused when a public resource, such as a natural resource like land or game, is consumed by everyone but maintained by no one.

Everyone feels they have the right to consume because they are part of the public, but no one feels it their responsibility to maintain it because they are not individually accountable.

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

Commensals

They are unknown friends on social networking sites like Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, etc. These are the people who just adds anyone they see on social networking sites. They, most of the time, sneak into photos, videos, etc. for their amusement. They also steals pictures and posts them on forums so that they, with their fellow commensals, have something to laugh at or even jacked at.

Hey, Sarah. I see that you have a lot of friends on Facebook. So, how many of those are commensals? You know, adding someone you don't know is dangerous.

by Jake Burrows June 30, 2010

commensturbation

When an individual likes his own status or comment on a social networking site, like Facebook.

Yeah I did. That's just pure commensturbation if you ask me!

by Solaçe_501 March 18, 2011

Commensurate

corresponding in size and/or proportion

"In the eight years since Mr. Stark announced himself as Iron Man, the number of known enhanced persons has grown exponentially. And during the same period, the number of potentially world-ending events has risen at a commensurate rate."

by OnlySlightlyConfused February 19, 2021