Commotion

The 8th Ocean on Earth. Created mostly by post pubescent teenage boys, but refilled by single and married men alike, to relieve the explosive pressure created in the male testes and prostate.

Generally caused by masturbation as a prevention to insanity.

Too silky and opaque to swim in.

All of these horny males have created quite a commotion.

The newest commotion is impossible to conceive by itself.

Lots of swimmers in the commotion...thats life.

Life begins at...
Wasting sperm is murder!
A useless commotion.
Rotten, unfertilized eggs have little value without the exhausting trip made by the determined sperm; beginning the commotion of life.

by JoeBagOfDonuts April 28, 2023

low commotion

A "hushed hullabaloo" response from a crowd of amazed onlookers when witnessing da movement of a creature or machine from one locale to another.

Maybe a group of observers watching a newly-unveiled conveyance-contraption proceeding forwards and/or backwards would indeed start out responding with merely a "low commotion", but soon they would likely give a rousing cheer and really start noisily jumping up and down in gleeful excitement.

by QuacksO March 14, 2024

Lloyd cole and the commotions

British synth pop band popular in the uk in the 1980's but virtually unheard of in the united States. Jangly melodies percolating guitar riffs and coles unique "catch in the throat"lyrics give this band an unique sound not dissimilar to matthew sweet or prefab sprout
One of their most popular songs is "rattlesnakes from their album "1984-1989.this song has been covered by tori amos. The band broke up in 1989
And cole embarked on a solo career
He
He his wife and their kids are living in Boston

I downloaded lloyd cole and the commotions. It's kinda nice

by 4realazitgits March 18, 2021