After eating lunch at the taco truck down the street, I had shitaneous combustion when I got back to work.
by Htos_Drol November 23, 2012
A sour citrus fruit that a man named Cave Johnson invented to make explosive. It is capable of burning a house down.
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! Demand to see lifes' manager!! Make life rue the day it thought i could give Cave Johnson lemons!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a Combustible lemon that burns your house down!
by beans lad July 26, 2011
by Drew P Schlong 1974 September 25, 2022
Any form of explosion just inside the anus. Could be the result of inserting and igniting gasoline or gunpowder, attempting to light a fart, or that Mexican food from yesterday. Depending on the strength of the sphincter, severe anal combustion may result in blowing out the anal socket or rupturing of the rectum.
by b007y514y3r December 05, 2015
If a man decides to not jack off for a very long time, an abundance of semen will collect inside the testicles. Once the semen level reaches a certain point, the testicles will combust.
Kid 1 - Yo man you been jackin it?
Kid 2 - Nah dude I stopped doing that shit
Kid 1 - Watch out for testicular combustion!
Kid 2 - Nah dude I stopped doing that shit
Kid 1 - Watch out for testicular combustion!
by ajay69 June 29, 2011
"I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!"- Cave Johnson
by FrodoFraggins September 27, 2011
To spontaniously burst into flames
by Anonymous July 31, 2003