A combover wanker is a new wave of asshole, they usually have a combover and talk about "swag" alot. They refer to "lad culture" regularly, yet they don't realise that getting clap at a house party and using yolo as an excuse to be a dick isn't "lad culture". They are commonly found in the age gap 14-25. They can be identified by their hair, snapbacks, ironic band shirts and share a mentality similar to the common hipster. They like to attack people who aren't "combover wankers" and often put these "attacks" on vine to get likes. They also try to latch on to other peoples things, for example, many combover hipsters wear baggy jeans and call theirselves "indie", despite the fact that they only ever heard a stone roses song once in their car with their dad one time when they were ten. These people are also similar to the cretins seen on shows like towie or made in Chelsea.
(Jon turns up wearing a nirvana shirt)
Peter: hey I like your shirt, are you a nirvana fan?
Jon: oh yeah I love teen spirit
Peter: I'm a kurt cobain fan myself
Jon: who the fucks kurt cobain I found this shirt at a house party,yolo!
Jon is a Combover wanker
Peter: hey I like your shirt, are you a nirvana fan?
Jon: oh yeah I love teen spirit
Peter: I'm a kurt cobain fan myself
Jon: who the fucks kurt cobain I found this shirt at a house party,yolo!
Jon is a Combover wanker
by Polish Paul June 13, 2013
When an Armenian combs his back hair over a body part to replicate a hair style or facial hair style.
by Panera Lover November 01, 2011
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by ToastNY May 07, 2017
A male haircut characterized by long bangs, combed to the right side of one's head so that half of the bangs come down the forehead, while the other half rests on the scalp. Often covered by a visor.
Named for every Alabama Crimson Tide quarterback since the beginning of forever that has sported the haircut. See Greg McElroy, Joe Namath, Brodie Croyle, John Parker Wilson, etc.
Named for every Alabama Crimson Tide quarterback since the beginning of forever that has sported the haircut. See Greg McElroy, Joe Namath, Brodie Croyle, John Parker Wilson, etc.
McElroy is really rockin that Bama combover. What a douche.
Yeah, him and the rest of the offensive line. Must've cost them a whole $6.50 to get a haircut like that.
Yeah, him and the rest of the offensive line. Must've cost them a whole $6.50 to get a haircut like that.
by UGADave September 25, 2010
During the act of fallatio, a gentleman with an untamed mane of pubic hair combs it over the fellater's face.
by darthvander October 22, 2008