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Cotton Mouth Killer

Soda with Lots of bubbles. Prefably Pepsi in a can and very cold. this works great! seriously, try it.

(the bubbles seem to make it go away)
im gonna get some Cotton Mouth Killer from the fridge, want any?
by Vincenzo December 3, 2003
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cotton candy kush

some chronic, light green frosty buds covered in pink hairs.

sold for about $15-20/g
by smokethedank September 7, 2011
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cotton candy kiss

Putting a piece of cotton candy in your mouth and give you lover a french kiss.
Cotton candy kisses are so sweet and sugary, it's candy and kissing at the same time.
by Pamela Rae June 10, 2006
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Cotton Mouth Killer

Cotton Mouth Killer, or CMK, is an energy drink from Norway. It has blueberry and guava flavour, and is specifically designed to kill your cotton mouth. When your thirst is dire - an ice cold can of Cotton Mouth Killer extinguishes it like an ocean hitting a fire.
Thirsty guy: "Dude. My mouth is so dry. I would pay such large amounts of money for a delicious bevarage right now."
Friend: "Have a CMK, bro. Cotton Mouth Killer will quench your thirst."
by Javisst June 2, 2017
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THERE IS ONLY ONE COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN. HE IS THE OP-EST MAN EVER. HE'S CUTE NICE TALL HOT SEXY PERFECT AND EPIC. HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE EVER AND MAKES AN EPIC BOYFRIEND. HE HAS A BIG DICK (his gf's is bigger tho) AND HIS MOM IS REALLY HOT. MRCOTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN HAS MORE WORDS IN HIS NAME THAN HIS IQ. HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AKA HENTAI BITCH AKA GOD FOREVER AND ALWAYS
OMG WHYS MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN SO GAHDAM HOT I SIMP
by QUACKMIESTA June 1, 2022
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kick up the colon

This is worse than a kick on the butt because it is analy invasive!
The home team got a real kick up the colon when they lost by 30 points!
by I, Wreckerrr January 15, 2021
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Kissing cotton

When you have go number 2 so bad that the turd is actually poking out of your anus.
Dude, your going to have to pull over at this gas station. I've got to crap so bad that I'm kissing cotton.
by Southbeachstyle September 25, 2008
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