1. Uncle Joey from Full House.
2. Taking a poop, while masterbating and tossing a salad. A variation of the Bob Saget.
2. Taking a poop, while masterbating and tossing a salad. A variation of the Bob Saget.
by L. Roman July 16, 2006
One of the, if not the best musicians in the world. With microtonal harmonies and fascinating rhythms, he produces "musician's music"
Jesse: Have you heard jacob collier's new song?
Daniel: Yes, it was amazing. It really filled the love in my heart, it was all I needed for the day. I listened to it in my room all night long, and it made me cry. I could feel it in my bones. Thanks for asking, djesse.
Jesse: You misspelled my name.
Daniel: But we're talking.
Jesse: We aren't real. We are but text being written or having been wrote by a simple fan of jacob collier, the king of music, like Julia Ceasar, Daniel.
Daniel: It's Julius.
Jesse: But I've known you for so long, how could I have not known this whole time, your name was julius.
Daniel: Not my na- this is too long of an example, our creator should probably shut up and go to bed.
Jesse: Not before listening to Snarky Puppy: We Like It Here
Daniel: Yes, it was amazing. It really filled the love in my heart, it was all I needed for the day. I listened to it in my room all night long, and it made me cry. I could feel it in my bones. Thanks for asking, djesse.
Jesse: You misspelled my name.
Daniel: But we're talking.
Jesse: We aren't real. We are but text being written or having been wrote by a simple fan of jacob collier, the king of music, like Julia Ceasar, Daniel.
Daniel: It's Julius.
Jesse: But I've known you for so long, how could I have not known this whole time, your name was julius.
Daniel: Not my na- this is too long of an example, our creator should probably shut up and go to bed.
Jesse: Not before listening to Snarky Puppy: We Like It Here
by Stylus Sticc June 7, 2020
a very talented musician that i am a very big simp for because i really like him a lot and i think he is very pleasing to the eye and i really like his voice and his personality and his very big vocabulary and his cheekbones and his hair and his fashion sense even though he always looks like a box of crayola crayons!! its ok though because everything he does is attractive
jacob: laughs
simp: oh god oh fuck that was the cutest thing ive ever seen in my life im. im going to harmonize his laugh and then put it on my instagram story and tag him in it then maybe he'll see it and repost it to his story. yes. its all coming together now its all jacob collier
jacob: sees and doesnt repost
simp: oh my god he saw it but didnt repost. i will never know what he thinks. god why am i like this do better
simp: oh god oh fuck that was the cutest thing ive ever seen in my life im. im going to harmonize his laugh and then put it on my instagram story and tag him in it then maybe he'll see it and repost it to his story. yes. its all coming together now its all jacob collier
jacob: sees and doesnt repost
simp: oh my god he saw it but didnt repost. i will never know what he thinks. god why am i like this do better
by confused nick face September 25, 2020
A bad ass motherfucker, talented, genius-level IQ, funny as shit, charming, has a hot wife, and kicks ass like Jackie Chan on meth.
by wordsmiths21 May 24, 2011
verb. To make plans with a friend or group of friends and then back out shortly after. This pertains to plans created by said person or by others wishing to interact with them.
Matt got a group of people together to go play pool, but when we called and asked where he was, he was at home playing GTA IV. He definitely Colliered Out on us!
Jim-bob was supposed to go to a show with Mike on Saturday, but he Colliered Out by going to a Dodge SRT4 convention.
Jim-bob was supposed to go to a show with Mike on Saturday, but he Colliered Out by going to a Dodge SRT4 convention.
by banannahammock March 30, 2009
an english man in london who exhales serotonin and inhales music and sarcasm and randomness and stevie wonder
once you discover jacob you go down one of two paths. you either go down the path of trying to analyze his mUsicAl tEchnIcaLiTy like he's a fucking science experiment or you look past the technical shit and just love him for his young spirit and big fat gorgeous amazing loving heart, personality, and soul. and music. his music is very good very flexible he is just so cool
there is also an alternate path where you fall into a spiral of simpism. meaning you become obsessed with his personality and you realize how pretty he is and laugh at everything he says and does because he's jacob and he's kind of hot
once you discover jacob you go down one of two paths. you either go down the path of trying to analyze his mUsicAl tEchnIcaLiTy like he's a fucking science experiment or you look past the technical shit and just love him for his young spirit and big fat gorgeous amazing loving heart, personality, and soul. and music. his music is very good very flexible he is just so cool
there is also an alternate path where you fall into a spiral of simpism. meaning you become obsessed with his personality and you realize how pretty he is and laugh at everything he says and does because he's jacob and he's kind of hot
jacob collier: "how long?" well. this is an interesting question. my answer to you is rather simple. though out of context it may seem a bit complex in meaning, you may, or may not, be able to understand from my perspective. so. "how long," you may ask? my answer to you is "yes." ...that's the answer to that! next question. this is good fun.
me: *blinks slowly* *smiles* its not even funny bruh*bursts out laughing*
me: *blinks slowly* *smiles* its not even funny bruh*bursts out laughing*
by confused nick face November 24, 2020