cold fish

When you hold your hand in a "karate-style" fashion, then, with a ramming motion, jam it up an unsuspecting person's ass crack. (Optional) Then yell "COLD FISH!"

John was unpleasantly supprised when I gave him a Cold Fish in the bowling alley parking lot.

by Joe Baker June 27, 2007

codfish

friendly guy who doesn't actually like fish that much he likes other animals more its just he a meme xd

That guy acts like such a codfish

by catbearxd October 3, 2017

Cold Fish

A weak handshake where one grasps the knuckles/fingers of a person’s hand instead of a full, in-palm hand grab.

“Hey man, nice to see you!”
*other person gives lazy handshake*
“You cold fished me man!”

by GetOlympiaBitch January 30, 2020

coldishot

Coldishot (noun) one who believes that for justice to be served, everyone else but Robert N. Alm must be force goon squad hypodermic injected with the same or similar as fall 2019 PARADISE VALLEY HOSPITAL SHOT (s) that UNITED STATES ET AL evil force government hypodermic injection inflicted into the UNITED STATES VS. ALM & 18 USC 241 de facto conspiracy target & de jure alpha/executive/president/king [e-mail]

Vladimir Putin has sworn to give a universal basic income to all coldishots.

by RobMatrix December 26, 2024

Niddywap codfish

A dumb or dim-witted individual.

Ay yo look at him, he stepped in the dog poop. What a niddywap codfish!

by Niddywapcodfish October 20, 2025