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dot-compost

A term for the glut of Internet startup companies that have now gone out of business. The word gained popularity after the stock market correction beginning in March, 2000 when many such dot-coms went under.
Determined not to become dot-compost, monster.com reevaluated their businness model and marketting plan.
by technodude February 26, 2006
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CHAFP Compost

A scientific innovation created by a group of bright students as a new type of compost consisting of charcoal ash and fruit peels.
I used CHAFP compost and my plant grew about 9 meters in an hour!
by Very bright students August 29, 2022
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simcoe composite school

sketch-ass school in simcoe that smells like bad BO everywhere you go and they keep the retards on A floor and the bathrooms always smell the worst from everyone smoking weed or vaping in the bathrooms
never go to simcoe composite school
by urmumgay42069 June 9, 2019
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componematize

to break a component into its horizontal and vertical components by means of trigonometry and right triangles.
lets componematize that 40 degree angle right quick.
by babolonfivefanatic November 17, 2006
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compost me

A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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Composter Syndrome

Composter syndrome refers to a psychological phenomenon experienced by individuals who have an intense desire to efficiently organize and manage composting processes. People with "composter syndrome" have an overwhelming compulsion to ensure that organic waste is properly recycled and transformed into nutrient-rich compost.

Individuals with composter syndrome may exhibit the following characteristics:

Obsessive attention to composting: They are constantly preoccupied with composting methods, such as the right balance of organic matter, temperature control, and moisture levels. They may spend an excessive amount of time researching composting techniques and experimenting with different composting systems.

Perfectionism in composting: People with composter syndrome strive for perfection in their composting efforts. They may feel a strong need to achieve the ideal compost composition, texture, and odor. They are often dissatisfied if their compost does not meet their self-imposed standards.

Anxiety about waste management: Individuals with composter syndrome may experience heightened anxiety or guilt when organic waste is discarded rather than being composted. They feel a deep responsibility for reducing waste and contributing to environmental sustainability.
Yeah, he definitely has composter syndrome. He just peed on his compost for the first time and is freaking out about ruining the pile’s nitrogen balance.
by 4aminstead August 9, 2023
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Yuppie Compound

Strip malls most commonly seen in the format of:

-A Starbucks or other coffee shop. almost ALWAYS a starbucks.

-Noodles & Co.

-Qdoba or Chipotle. interchangeable.

-sometimes a random cell phone provider shop can be thrown in, or anything else that provides a service to the general yuppie. Einstein Bagel Bros. is also an option.

To be a yuppie compound, it must contain at least three of these requirements. otherwise it's just a normal hipster magnet.
Example 1>
person 1:"Hey dude, I could really go for some coffee and a bagel...you down?"

person 2:"Fuck that pansy shit. I want a huge ass burrito from Qdoba!"

person 3:"you do realize that qdoba's right next to starbucks, and overpriced accordingly?"

person 2:"fuck...let me grab my macbook then. let's go."

Example 2>
"Holy shit Greg, guess what? They're putting a Qdoba in that strip mall over by the AT&T store and Starbucks...Yuppie Compound complete!"
by Danger_Rick February 10, 2009
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