It is early in the morning. You may be on a river trip you may not. Coffeehand can happen anywhere. However this syndrome is most common on a river trip, in the morning, while you are trying to rig a boat, or do any task with coffee in your hand. You can't set the cup down or you can't drink the coffee. You are rendered disabled, by coffee; you are left with only one free hand.
by Coffeehand the River Avenger August 29, 2009
Get the coffeehand mug.One who frequents coffee outlets for pleasure and who complains about the VAT hike but didn't complain before when the coffee outlet didn't pass it on and has passed on the HIKE now. A coffee shop owner also falls under this term because they are crying in the national media about vat hike.
Look at that CoffeeWanker going in for coffee in a shop that hiked the price but they complained about it.
by JImmyIreland January 3, 2019
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Having a business conversation on the phone while in a coffee shop. Requires the coffeeconee to look and act more serious than other patrons in the shop and walk around looking for the one spot in the joint where the background music cannot be heard. Also involves cupping one’s hand over the microphone to reduce background noise.
Jane reluctantly agreed to the coffeecon even though she knew the background noise would include more alt-rock music than her co-workers would care to listen to.
by Phenotype5 January 10, 2014
Get the coffeecon mug.A person who won't get a coffee by themselves but they will follow you when you go to have a coffee just to get on your nerves.
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