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Cautionary Anus

When you can't fart because you're afraid you're going to poop your pants. This usually occurs when you've had food from a shady restaurant or have been tight-cheeking it all day.
Frannie: How are you today, Tom?
Tom: It's been a rough day. I ate Chinese last night, and now I've got cautionary anus.
by Amazin' Eddie January 22, 2014
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Cautionary tales

A cautionary tale is a story that gives you a warning or a moral lesson but do to social media and relationships it’s another form of giving people trust issues
Mike: Amy… i don’t trust Gina

Amy: why you say that?
Mike: because I saw this Tic Toker talking about this story time about him and his friends girlfriend “going” and it bothered me
Amy: Those are cautionary tales don’t take em to seriously, take caution to it, but not to the point it ruins your relationship.
by Melo2967 January 14, 2025
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Clitionary

A clitionary is feminine form of a dictionary where its contents can be usually be only understood between girls.Its purpose is different from a dictionary, it acts more as a journal shared by close friends. Clitionary material can be different for each girl friendship/bond. It can consists of inside jokes, rules, memories, goals, nicknames for certain people,pictures,etc.
“Haha that was such a funny joke”- Emily
I know, Im gonna add it in the clitionary later”- Becky
by sariri<3 October 14, 2025
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