Cocktapuss

One who technicaly has eight penis's.

A dude who is such a fucking stud.

Man, if i could have one wish, i would want to be a Cocktapus!

Shit man, I was such a Cocktapuss last night, I fucked three different chicks!!!

by Oliver, Derek, Max February 3, 2008

cocktopus

A female who participates (usually not consentingly) in intercourse with eight males. The female is commonly suspended at waist height for sufficient cock depository. In the most extreme cases the female is bound to a rottiserie and lathered in cooking oil and herbs then she rotates on the rottiserie while proceeding to take cocks from every direction.


popular places for penis depository include:
anus, ear(aka brain jab), nostrils, rolls(if shes a porker), between webbing of feet and hands, eye sockets, belly button.

that slut had a cocktopus coming to her if i ever saw one!

guy1:when that girl passed out last night me and the boys bound her to a rottiserie a covered her in oregano and cocktapussed her left right & center.
guy2: OH shit! did you see become a quadriplegic?

by Kip & Dancan August 22, 2008

Cocktopus

A word used to represent the ratio of men to women at a party or gathering. The word is an abbreviation of "cock to pussy ratio".

I'm down to hit up that party, but I need to check the cocktopus first.

by chompums November 3, 2009

coctopussy

The act of performing sexual intercourse. banging hookin' up bumpin' uglies

"Soooo...I met this super hot girl, last night - and within 5 minutes, we were totally coctopussy"

by thebigugly August 17, 2012

cocopussy

1. black vagina

guy 1: "you eat coco puffs for breakfast?guy2:""no man i eat COCOPUSSY for breakfast"guy 1:"dammmmmn boi thats pimp"

by chicitypimp November 25, 2010

cocktopus

A synonym for "bullshit".

Dude, that test yesterday was total cocktopus.

by Schilldebeast April 16, 2008

Cactopussy

When a girl has a hairy vagina, and it is in the between stage where the hair is very prickly. A catopussy shares many characteristics with both the cactus and the pussy (a slang term for vagina), hence the name cactopussy.

I was going to hook up with that girl, but then i realized that she had a cactopussy.

Damn, that girl has one nasty cactopussy.

by joshfromnewyork March 8, 2010