Cocksuckectomy

When a girl uses her vacuum cleaner on your mouth

Elizabeth performed a cocksuckectomy procedure on me, she really sucked the life out of me

by Punkrck1995 May 11, 2021

Cockstockton

The act of being a wingman for a friend. Assisting a friend with a male or female.
OR
The act of stealing ones partner or hopeful partner. The opposite of a wingman

Man to friend: "Thanks for being a Cockstockton. That helped me land that."
OR
Man to friend: "Stop acting like a Cockstockton."
Derived from the former Utah Jazz player John Stockton who was known for his record setting amount of both steals and assists.

by matty new January 24, 2009

CUNT-FUCK NIGGER FAGGOT BITCH WHORE SLUT FUCKER COCKSUCKER

What you call someone when you're *really* angry.

YOU'RE SUCH A CUNT-FUCK NIGGER FAGGOT BITCH WHORE SLUT FUCKER COCKSUCKER

by AveTrueToCaesar November 14, 2019

cold calling cocksucker

Some poor schmuck tethered to a phone peddling shitty mechandise or services to random numbers.

Craig G. Sat in a cubicle calling random people all day trying to sell them shitty stocks which he knows nothing about. What a cold calling cocksucker!

by Frankie2times September 16, 2016

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?

Sir, I said it, sir!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

by JSSRocket July 26, 2020

fucking cocksucker

Triple-insult used when someone wants something and time is of the esscence.

"Give me the keys, you fucking cocksucker!"- The usual suspects.

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

Corporate Cocksucker

A person who represents a corporation that is arrogant and condescending to others, as long as they cannot affect his or her status as a shill. Can also be defined as someone who will fuck you over for a nickel and then treat you like an asshole for asking for it back.

Person 1: Who was on the phone?
Person 2: Oh, just some corporate cocksucker who deserves a slow and painful death.

by William J J T October 30, 2010