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cockmerchant

n.
1. A person who deals with the sale and purchase of battery hens and cockerels.
2. Someone who annoys you so much, you decide to spread random rumours about them illiciting sexual favours, including sucking cock
3. An insult slightly less offensive to the general public than cunt or fuckwit.
Person "My my! That Dave Ankers is a right cockmerchant"
Person 2 "Fuck off you pumptious cunt"
by How it is April 8, 2005
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cocklewhore

When a female wants as much sex as possible and when she receives what she wants she cockles much like a rooster.
Damn my girl is such a cocklewhore
by porkisgood123 January 25, 2018
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cocklachoo

A mans penis. Put u cocklachoo in my cooklachooo.
Put ur cocklachoo in my cooklachooo.
by Suck ya mother September 3, 2021
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CuckleChuckle

When getting accused of sexual activities from a roommate or ex partner and as theyre creeping around listening to hear 'proof' they're right. In reality you're just giggling cracking jokes about how weird the ex is being.
Tonight was great! Marty and I had a grand ole CuckleChuckle.
by SkyandFly January 23, 2025
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