cockfishing

The act of locating and extracting ones penis through the openings in the underwear and pants while standing at a urinal

I almost pissed myself because I spent 2 minutes cockfishing!

by DrMoo October 27, 2008

Legal Cockfighting

Legal Cockfighting is a play on words, cock means chicken or penis, and cockfighting means fighting chickens, legal way is fighting your penises, 2 males duke it out with natural lightsabers. (Black people are OP in this game)

Person 1: Dude did you see how Kevin took out Mark last night? that was insane!

Person 2: Goddammit, did you guys do legal cockfighting again? this is why I don't want to be in your sleepovers.

by koolbirb March 4, 2022

Cockfished

When a guy talks about how big his cock is and sends duck pics at a clever angle, making his penis look larger than it is

I had such high expectations from the dick pics. But it was tiny! I got totally cockfished

by Barkerdlr January 11, 2017

cockfiscation

n. An extreme cockblocking. So severe that the intervenor ends up getting with the girl. What the fuck.

I thought things were going well... she was totally going to spossle my bossle, and then Tyler pulled a total cockfiscation. I hope she gave him venereal disease(s).

by Yueng December 16, 2004

cockfight

A contest in which two men stimulate each other sexually by masturbation or other means to see who can delay his orgasm the longest. Traditionally, the loser or his spouse(if present) gets fucked by the winner. Usually performed in front of an audience to increase the loser's humiliation.

Bart won his cockfight with Ben by making Ben cum first while everyone watched. His humiliation was complete after Bart fucked his ass and jizzed on his face while the audience jeered.

by dcnutzball December 28, 2005

cockish

Resembling or signifing a penis/cock.

Marty: Dude that carrot is so cockish.
Joe: Dude so it that dude, dude.
Marty: yeah dude.
Joe: So is my cock.
Marty: mines not
Joe: Yes.

by Catherby September 3, 2006

Cocknish

1.) One who sucks the cock of a man while he urinates.

2.) Someone so sexually frustrated that he may pathetically attepmt to suck his own cock. multiple times. daily.

2.) Munish Gandevia.

1.) "Oh my god, That guy is such a cocknish. He'll never get laid."

2.) "Wow, did you see that obease hobo, crying like a baby on the sidewalk, bending over?"

"Yea man, ugh gross, I think that was a cocknish."

by ThE LONLEY WOLF WOMAN EATING October 22, 2009