Cock Ness Monster

A penis so monstrous that its very existence is doubted by some. Also called Nessie for short.

Jane said John had a Cock Ness Monster, but I didn't know if such a fantastic tale could be true.

by Sastwatch December 9, 2008

Cock Mess Monster

Refers to the near-blind, slightly wild appearance of a German arthouse actress after receiving a double-barrelled blast of sex-wee...

"Max und Helmut haff unloaded zer helmets on Inge's eyelids - now she looks like der fuckink Cock Mess Monster, Ja!"

by Mr Marky November 30, 2007

Cock Hungry Monster

Any teenage boy who is always looking for some big tasty cock to eat. You can sometimes distinguish them buy just hearing there name, like, "nathan" or "dakari" "sometimes even "jake", "ryan", or a big one, "thom" Cock Hungry Monsters are not just limited to these names, there is a much wider variety of people and names even going into other races.
Some pick up lines include, "hey, whats up?" or "Hey, I gotta go to the bathroom, wanna come with me?" "Im hungry does someone have some cock to feed me?"

George: That cock hungry monster is always trying to fuck his twin brother.
Albert: Wow, that sounds pretty gay.

by hesafucker333 August 28, 2010

monster cock

it's a penis that is 8 or more inches long

that is a monster cock

by ya boi45 March 2, 2020

monster cock

an exceptionally large penis, usually measuring over or about 11 inches in length

that porn star's got a monster cock

i cant believe that chick can take that monster cock

by stevenbleven May 15, 2003

Monster Cock

An extremely huge penis.

With her captive tied naked to her bed the evil Wicked Wanda gazed down on Agent Long with an evil smirk, as she fondled and squeezed his incredible monster cock.

by barefeet98 December 22, 2008

Monster cock

A cock you can wrap around your neck.

" My monster Cock sucks... I cant even wear my favorite jeans anymore without looking like i have a long tumor on my leg.

by Knoledge MasterWoman August 25, 2004