Cock Mouth

When an individual has their mouth in the shape that a cock could perfectly fit in there.

Man, I was checking her pictures out on facebook. She definitely has got a cock mouth.

by PhoneEatingBear December 12, 2010

cock mouth

were the mouth looks good enough to fit a nice size dick in it

My girl has a cock mouth

by Chico December 08, 2004

Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass.

modern day application of: "The lesser of two evils"

Child: "I can't decide what to do, mom. Should I lie to my new friend and tell her she looks good even though she doesn't? Or should I come straight out and tell her she looks god awful?"

Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."

Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"

by Jordan (Captain Awesome) November 06, 2006

cock mouth

1. When someone's breath smells like a cock from suckin' some D brosephina!

She has cock mouth because she jus' suck yo' daddy's dick RA!!

by RainmanRa June 17, 2009

Excuse me, while i stick my cock in your mouth

You say, "Excuse me while I stick my cock in your mouth" when you want someone too shut up. or be quiet.

Person 1: -yapping on the phone- SO YEAH, SHE TTLY HAD SEX WITH HIM BLAHBLAHBLAH.
Person 2: HEY. EXCUSE ME, WHILE I STICK MY COCK IN YOUR MOUTH.
Person 1: ....

by MONSTURS inmyvag October 30, 2007

four cock mouth

A girl with a large mouth. Large enough to fit four cocks in.

Gaz: Check her oot, she's got a four cock mouth!!!
Rich: So's yer maw

by Gazamundo October 03, 2011

Two Cock Mouth

A term given to describe a woman who is (or appears to be) of easy virtue whilst possessing a particularly large mouth.
One which looks like it could comfortably accommodate two cocks simultaneously.

‘What do you think of that Katie Price?’
‘Na she’s not my type, she looks like she’s got a two cock mouth.’

by FizzBangPop! May 26, 2021