cock goblin

a homosexual, in particular, a gay man.

you see that guy's short shorts? what a cock goblin!

by sogracefullyunaware May 4, 2007

Cock Goblin

n. A homosexual male that prefers orally pleasing his partner.

Not to be confused with the term butt-pirate.

Look at that faggot-ass cock goblin givin' that bro some head over there.

by Epileptic Dinosaur November 23, 2010

cock goblin

when some faggot or a skank ass bitch has been cock punched so omany times that their face resembles a cock and a goblin at the same time....hence the name cock goblin

DAMN, that ugly fuck looks like a cock goblin

by jesus March 18, 2003

cock goblin

daneel niggle berries
being yoshi in supa smah

let me play n64 super smash bros you cock goblin

by snowmanms10 September 16, 2010

goblin cock

1. cock of a goblin
2. the band behind the dragon fucker

frank: do you like goblin cock??
jonas: gobling cock? yeah everyday

by gobliner May 9, 2022

Cock Goblin

(alt. Crotch Goblin) An elected official (often a fascist) who introduces or supports legislation interrogating people's (esp. children's) genitalia while simultaneously removing those people's rights.

Republicans introducing legislation to remove the rights of transgender people are cock goblins.

by CherryTart February 15, 2023

Cock goblin

1. A driver who, having initially sped up to pass another driver, proceeds to drive at the exact same speed as the other car.

2. A driver who is going at a slower speed than another driver who speeds up to the same velocity as that driver instead of letting them pass.

Can you believe how many cock goblins there are in this road? I never want to drive in Virginia ever again.

by jaggazoom November 11, 2017