columbo text

Deliberately omitting a vital (or not) piece of information from a text, only to send it in a second text a moment later, prefixed with the phrase "just one more thing" - either for the purposes of annoyance, or simply because its awesome.

Texter A: hey man, you still on for pizza?
Texter B: yeah, I'll see you there
Texter B: just one more thing...cool. Trololo
Texter A (having had to get his phone back out) : fucking columbo text

by visualsquid August 20, 2012

Columbo's Mac

Cockney rhyming slang for cack (shit, poo, crap, turd)

Derived from the iconic image of the T.V detective portrayed by Peter Falk who always wore a beige rain Mac.

Fuck me, where’s your toilet?, I really need a Columbo’s Mac.

by Notorious O.T March 17, 2004

columbo

a bitch that wont leave you alone

that columbo wont stop bothering me man

by g-unot232 August 7, 2008

the columbo dimension

the REDACTED is a very REDACTED place compared to the basement of REDACTED. there are REDACTED know survivors and the location of this is precisely at REDACTED.

john: hey have you seen the Columbo dimension
REDACTED: REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED
john: you can't say that on stream!

by IntruderAlert October 1, 2021

columboing

doing research or checking up on your boyfriend on facebook to determine if he's an attention whore.

She's tired of all the columboing it takes to keep up with him.

by Stefanie Johansson October 21, 2009

columbo

In the 70's and early 80's it was reference to Columbian Marijuana.. I can get some good Columbo...

I can only get Columbo weed right now...

by scotdawg October 24, 2012

Columbo

Young attractive cop with an inclination to party.

Let's fetch a Columbo before we roll tonight.

by Vivian Cadence June 5, 2005