clunker

Anything which is so worn-down and clapped out that failure is inevitable. May also be applied to movies in the same way that turkey is, denoting a movie of such awfulness that it defies belief.

"I hate to say but today's been a real fuckin' clunker, know what I mean?"

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

crunked

Being stoned and drunk at the same time. (Drinking alcohol and smoking marijuana)

You are at a party smoking joints and drinking beer/mixed drinks.

by rdd September 27, 2004

Clanked

Another word for being boned, usually by a robot.

Jenna: Dude, Mark just told me a robot clanked him.
Bill: Welcome to the future, man,

by Wolf God Fenrir May 8, 2016

Crunked

Somebody who is Drunk and High at the same time

Person 1 - That guy over there he has drunk loads of Alcohol and smoked loads of Weed

Person 2 - Yeah he is Crunked

by will181 September 6, 2009

Clanked

Slang term for 'locked up', created in reference to the sound the cell door makes upon closing.

Deshaun got clanked for three years for that robbery charge.

by Copythatagentk February 27, 2011

Clunkel

A “Clunkel” is when three trees decide to have an intense threesome, while all of them are on the toilet shitting.

Person 1: A Clunkel was going on in the school bathroom today.

Person 2: Wow, wish I was there!

by Clunks August 21, 2022

Gash for Clunkers

1. Sexual intercourse in exchange for vehicles with low fuel economy. See www.cars.gov website for more details

Man, I plan to take advantage of Uncle Obama's new Gash for Clunkers program and trade in my broke ass Sclizzy for some fine ass shizzy.

by Uncle Obama September 15, 2009