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emo clothes

Clothing worn by emo kids.(see emo boy/girl) Typically this style consists of tight jeans (guys usually will wear female jeans), black band t-shirts in a youth large or adult small, a zip up hoodie, and converse allstars with their graffiti all over them. They will usually wear a belt with pyramid studs, or a flashy belt buckle to set it all off.
Wow, Wil's emo clothes are effin hot!
by Arine December 2, 2004
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clothesurfing

The movement one does with his/her cellphone, sliding/riding it like a surfboard on his/her clothes, in order to wipe the fingerprints, water drops, sand etc. off the screen and/or the keyboard.
"Dude, you gotta clothesurf your cell, looks way too filthy"

She was so nervous that she kept clothesurfing her iPhone massively during our conversation
by Achilles M. Peklaris January 21, 2011
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Digestin' Clothes

The old, comfy sweats that you put on after eating a huge meal.
Uggh, I shouldn't have eaten that 3rd Big Mac. I need my digestin' clothes.
by Chief2000 January 19, 2009
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Play Clothes

Clothes that are specifically used for game participation or play activities only. Play clothes should not be restrictive, for it can come between you and the fun time. Not to be worn in any other situation.
I was using the hoola hoop in my play clothes to maintain my focus.
by simple fun July 16, 2010
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Kathleen, put your goddamn clothes back on!

A line shouted at actress KATHLEEN TURNER as she was on stage acting in a 2002 Broadway production of THE GRADUATE. The line was shouted during a full frontal nude scene featuring the overweight 40-something actress. The heckler was PAUL MICHAEL MERCURIO, acting as part of a prank for "The Opie and Anthony" radio show. Audio of the entire stunt (Mercurio and two other audience members had running tape recorders in their shirt pockets at the time) can be heard on YouTube by simply typing in the infamous line.
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(April 12, 2002)
(KATHLEEN TURNER is on stage as 'Mrs. Robinson' in the Broadway production of "The Graduate". She drops a towel, showing her (horrific) naked body to the audience. Just then...)

(AUDIENCE MEMBER, later revealed to be comedian Paul Michael Mercurio, stands up in his seat and SCREAMS): "Kathleen, put your goddamn clothes back on!"

(A WOMAN in the audience can be heard GASPING)

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Go into Google and start typing in "Kathleen put your goddamn clothes back on." Google "suggests" the entire sentence as you reach the word "your". Seems significant enough to warrant an entry on UD.
by corcan November 10, 2010
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Clothes Boner

When your jacket, shirt or pants form a lump resembling an erection.
Dude, what the hell is THAT? I thought you were a girl!
Girl: Umm, yeah. It's just a clothes boner.
by ankvnoat752 February 21, 2010
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clotheshorse

Someone who's main pleasure in life is derived from dressing fashionably; this is often accompanied by the collection of obscenely large quanitities of clothing that may or may not be worn more than once.
me: I went shopping again >guilty shuffling of feet<
friend: What did you buy?
me: This dress. It was $150.00
(sidenote: we are poor students)
friend: OH MY GOD!
me: No but wait - it was half price!!!
friend: >rolls eyes< Didn't you buy a pair of stilletos last week that were "half price"? That's MEANINGLESS. You're such a clotheshorse.
by Nicole September 4, 2003
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