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Cloth Diaper

A cute diaper for sweet little babies. Usually comes in amazing patterns. Warning, very addicting.
I love my pocket cloth diapers! Look at my cute baby in her cloth diaper.
by AddictedtoCloth January 8, 2012
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cloth clam

Similar to a Cameltoe, a Cloth Clam is the result of a woman pulling her pants up, higher and higer, until her parts are covered tightly by her pants, hence the name Cloth Clam. The only situation in which sex is possible with the pants on.
Ewwwww! Did you see Gaylia's pants, she had a total Cloth Clam going on!
by moanerman January 17, 2007
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Cloth-Eared Elephant

The act of turning your pockets inside out and letting your penis hang out of your fly, resembling an elephant. Also known as Elephant Man.
I finally decided to quit my job, so I showed my boss the Cloth-Eared Elephant.
by Dcf_d2 May 20, 2008
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cloth toucher

1.when a piece of poo has protruded far enough from your rectum to touch your under-clothing.
I used my underpants to wipe the results of a cloth toucher out of my anus. I threw them in the women's bathroom.
by scannin October 10, 2006
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cloth tit

It's basically having a feel while fully clothed. Usually the first 'sexual' experience (i.e. beyond holding hands or a kiss) which a young lad might hope to get.
According to Sid the Sexist whilst under hypnosis in a recent episode of Viz magazine: I've never done it with a real lass. I once gorra cloth tit off a lass at a party. But that's as far as I've gan.
by PaudyMac March 23, 2016
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Cloth baby

Young KKK member born by cumming inside of a T-shirt and incubating it for nine months.
Wow look it’s a cloth baby.
by LittleCuhBlackBoi September 1, 2017
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cloth eared

Cloth-eared: (adj.) Describes a person who is dull, insensitive, or thick-headed. It refers pejoratively to one who acts as though their ears are made of (and functioning like) cloth, as a stuffed animal would have.
I've told you time and again, don't put the toothpaste in your mouth before your toothbrush, you cloth eared bog-trotter!
by Lakota Houston August 10, 2017
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