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closed semi

I just got plowed by a closed semi last night!
by CD the EZ DZ May 29, 2019
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closed eye visuals

Closed-Eye hallucinogenic effects caused by LSD , Shrooms , LSA , Salvia etc..

When the user closes there eyes they will see multi-colored patterns, shapes or images such as "A rainbow spiral of smiley faces "

Commonly the user will see a "rainbow" or "spectrum" of colors such as red, green, orange, yellow and blue.

The more mental power the user has over the substance the more they are able to manipulate there visuals.
After consuming two hits of acid I felt very euphoric. Within twenty minutes I had some really crazy closed eye visuals.
by chuckthefuk January 18, 2006
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closed-minded

One who thinks that just because he hates it means everyone else should.
<closed-minded person> Dude, anime is gay. It's for Wapanese otakus who have nothing better to do than emulate Japanese culture.

<open-minded person> I just don't like anime.
by dj gs68 November 1, 2003
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Closed Door Policy

1 Slang in a corporate environment where feedback and open communication from cubicle monkeys is strongly discouraged. Opposite of Open Door Policy.

2 Sarcastic term used to mock an organization's Open Door Policy double speak, when their Open Door Policy is just meaningless tripe and lip service.
I thought of a great way to save the company some money, but our manager's Closed Door Policy ensures that will never happen... she thinks ideas from the cubicle farm are a waste of her precious time. I feel like such a tool.
by Security Wonk August 13, 2008
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Closed Circuit

When a consenting adult human with a penis double fists anally and vaginally a consenting adult human with a vagina while the fistee blows the fister. i.e 69ing but with consensual double fisting ;)
Trenton: Did you hear that Tammy and I completed a closed circuit last night?

Jake: Really?? You got both fists in there? Wow man I’m impressed.

Trenton: It took a lot of prep but it was worth it at the end, all out of lube though…
by sea creature of the mist July 2, 2021
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closed for repairs

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.
Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!
by ltlredvxn June 7, 2005
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closed balls

when a man decides to cover or "close" his balls for hiding or
sheltering purposes. Making his balls look derformed and somewhat castrated.
My friend Paul has continual closed balls, stoping him from doing daily activities such as playing soccer.
by Mr.Herbert May 21, 2006
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