closter

1: A town in New Jersey.
2: (adj) of low intelligence; to be 'ghetto fabulous'
3: (v) used for people in rich families. to fall down in life, hard.

1: Closter is such a crappy place.
2: You see Robert McFag over there? He's so closter.
3: You idiot; why did you have to be clostered?!

by James Baek February 9, 2005

Cloiser

A fan of the Lois Lane and Clark Kent pairing in comics and tv shows like LaC and Smallville or the Superman movies!

Man, those Cloisers can down wild cherry martinis like crazy!

by jjsmallvillelvr April 23, 2009

The Clobster

Tall, Grey-Haired Monster that has claws, afraid of girls, and always depressed.

The Clobster ran away from the females and went to the bonfire to smoke pot.

by Mat Brozich December 22, 2007

clister

Ordinarily refers to a soft wax used by cross country skiers when conditions are warm, but the better definition is that it's what chicks get when they ride their bike too much.

She rode a century and now she has a clister.

by bike seat lover March 4, 2009

closter

anything dealing with asian people/things

holy shit morning glory is so frkn closter

by behindyou_45 March 6, 2005

Closter

A faceless town in northeast New Jersey where I grew up. Closter is like a small rock orbiting New York City, like all the other bland suburban towns in the metropolitan area. Despite its veneer of affluence, Closter was home in the 1960s to some of the most vicious miscreant children in history. Hopefully by now they're all dead or in jail.

Closter is like a small hard bowel movement.

by tumorocity April 10, 2008

Cloyster

The best Pokémon.

My favorite Pokémon. He will pwn anything.

by Juxtapositioning Script August 12, 2003