A curl jockey. A person so obsessed with his biceps, be neglects to work on the rest of his body. Has no definition other than his arms. Doesnt know how to squat. Someone whos oblivious to the fact that he looks like crap
"Hey man, look at that stupid clivecept sporting 10 inch calves in his capri pants. I wonder if he knows that he looks ridiculous"
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If you have seen the movie Shoot 'Em Up you know what I speak of...this man can kill you with a carrot...
The Baddest S.O.B on any action movie...Bruce Willis comes in second to this guy
He is a badass british actor who can kill 50 men at one time with a gun in his left and a baby in his right.
you know what that's like...o wait you dont because you're not Clive Owen
If you have seen the movie Shoot 'Em Up you know what I speak of...this man can kill you with a carrot...
The Baddest S.O.B on any action movie...Bruce Willis comes in second to this guy
He is a badass british actor who can kill 50 men at one time with a gun in his left and a baby in his right.
you know what that's like...o wait you dont because you're not Clive Owen
"Chuck Norris should watch his ass, here comes Clive Owen (Smith)"
Donna: "Who are you Mr. Smith?"
Smith: "I'm a British Nanny and I'm Dangerous"
Hertz: "What's a matter, you don't like that story? Why dont you tell me one...I know, how about the one with the woman and the baby"!
Smith: "Maybe later, when i'm putting you to sleep".
Donna: "Who are you Mr. Smith?"
Smith: "I'm a British Nanny and I'm Dangerous"
Hertz: "What's a matter, you don't like that story? Why dont you tell me one...I know, how about the one with the woman and the baby"!
Smith: "Maybe later, when i'm putting you to sleep".
by Black Knight17 January 16, 2008
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