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Dick Clittington

One of the most insulting names that you can call a person.
The naming of a Dick Clittington is often followed by a round of applause for the user's tenacity in their choice of insult.
As it holds such monumental weight amongst insults, calling somebody Dick Clittington should only occur in the most extreme instances where other insults fall short of describing the gravity of that particular situation.
Besides the exalted and god like 'cock smoking thunder cunt' I can think of only one other insult that would gain such rapturous applause for its usage, 'Dick Clittington'
by Mitch Connerson July 18, 2010
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Clinting

The practice of using a .44 Magnum in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 to act as if one has the touch of Clint Eastwood. Enemies often become disoriented and confused after having been clinted, as they are shocked that the .44 Magnum has the ability to beat their bolt action nurse.

Much of the custom Clinting class maybe changed to a player's liking. A common Clinting class also includes a riot shield. It is highly recommended to use Stopping Power and FMJ on the .44 Magnum for added Eastwoodness. Sleight of Hand is personally recommended since Clint Eastwood can reload at those speeds in real life.

Popularized by the groups USSR and Jiz usually in a combination of efforts, although as noticed, this has been raising in Modern Warfare popularity over time.

Also referred to as Clint Eastwooding, or Eastwooding.

It is also a well known fact among many Clinters that 9 year olds can not Clint very well at all, nor can they defend against the Clint, so Clinters must often be prepared to hear a barrage of how noob they are said through an overwhelmingly high voice at the end of the particular round or match.
Matt: Eastwoodness is next to godliness.

Matt: These kids are getting Clinted so hard they don't know what to do with themselves.

Ballin: We got this, choister is a master of the art of Clinting.

choister: Did you guys see that Akimbo Clintshot game winner?

MikeHoncho: ClintShotTED
by [USSR]Matt MK94 April 24, 2010
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Chitting

{verb} Chitting is like chatting except you are shitting while you do it. Usually through the use of a laptop/notebook.
EXAMPLE:
tigercooter69:BRB
firecrotch19:where u going?
tigercooter69:gotta wipe!
firecrotch19:r u chitting again?
tigercooter69:.......
firecrotch19:gawdammint
by haf-DED May 7, 2008
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Clitdingo

A girl with a giant clit, kind of like a tree trunk but slightly moist.
Wow, Chandler's clitdingo is out of this world.
by pussyville2003 November 7, 2016
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chat chitting

switching up chit chatting to chat chitting... made by the great dane cook
I did some chat chitting with that girl. Ya..i flipped that shit.
by D-Man DROCK May 5, 2006
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clotting

during sex, when man (or woman, whichever you prefere) goes down on the woman when she's on her period. he (or she, whichever you prefere) will swallow the woman's blood clots. hence, clotting.
jean: are you sure, charles? i'm on my period. it's pretty messy.
charles: i don't care. i'll do anything for you.
(charles proceeds to go down on jean, when all of a sudden, kim walks into the room)
kim: charles, can i borrow your- oh my god!
(joey enters)
joey: what is it? oh shit!
kim: charles is clotting jean!
by dawntodusk December 22, 2004
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Clinting

The sound produced when a male with a prince albert piercing and a women with a clitoris piercing are in the process of having sexual intercourse and their piercings make contact.
Brian: I heard my roomate with his girlfriend last night through the wall.

Brendon: Oh yea what`d you hear?

Brian: All I could hear was, "cling cling cling cling cling!!!

Bredon: Damn they were clinting all night huh?

Brian: Reminds me of my uncle when he`s fixing the pipes in the bathroom.
by trackieRuN November 20, 2010
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