Fuck Coincidence

The word made famous by a Dundalk man. It means what it says. Fuck coincidence. There is no such thing

When the wife told the husband that it was just a coincidence that whenever she goes out with her work bf her phone always loses signal and has no undies. The husband replied "Fuck Coincidence"

by EkoliShift May 27, 2022

coincimental

A coincidence that is far to outlandish to be real this being coincimental.
"coinci" part of the word coming from coincidence meaning:a striking occurrence of two or more events at one time apparently by mere chance.
And the "mental" part of the word coming from the slang and informal usage: slightly daft; out of one's mind; crazy.
Basically a beefing up of the word coincidence.

You and a friend seperatly go shopping for an outfit for a party. Upon arriving at the party both your outfits are identical. "Thats fucking coincimental mate".

by Peet_poo April 4, 2008

Coincidence

A compartmentalized serendipity formed by an underlying synchronicity.

Coincidence is formed by the underlying universal synchronicity of the Law of Attraction.

by Daniel Lee Perez August 6, 2008

Chincident

And incident or problem that has someting to do with your chin.

"I feel bad for that kid Bret."
"Yeah I heard he had a really bad chincident."

by ;lkj;lkj;klj;lkj March 30, 2009

Coincidency

The act of demented occurrences that have no connection what so ever.

Him: Wow, we were wearing shirt today
Bus Driver: Omg, We Do!
Him: What a crazy coincidency!

by GreatWordMaker 😁 April 27, 2021

gay coincidence

When a straight male or female says to members of the same sex, something that could be taken as gay, but wasn't intended to be, or was the result of a misspoken word.

(playing disc golf, trying to figure out a celebration for getting a hole in one) "Hey man, we should slap our dicks together (he meant to say "DISCS")"... LOL.. that was a GAY COINCIDENCE"

Note: an individual who is gay, cannot have a gay coincidence, it would be a "gay-on-purpose", by default.

by Kushasaurus October 17, 2013

There is no such thing as a coincidence

A phrase said by a popular Oblivion NPC, William Knight. A dark elf.

There is no such thing as a coincidence. The fact that you are watching this video means you are energetically aligned with me and this message.

by Nig- August 6, 2021