clinkers

Hardened excrement sticking to anal hair. Particularly problematic for long-haired animals.

Get the comb, our cat has clinkers again!

by Anonymous April 18, 2003

Cooch Clingers

By far the best fashion apparel to gain recent popularity. Cooch Clingers are really baggy pants that girls wear. Chicks like them because they're comfortable and have a sassy retro look to them with their rectangular shape. Guys like them because although the pants are very baggy they cling to wearer in two key locations. Most Cooch Clingers are brown, but sometimes you will see other colors esp. pink ones with the word "PINK" spelled out across the ass.
Girls who wear cooch clingers are often seen wearing tank tops, pearl necklaces and big hepburn-esque sunglasses as well.

Did you see Maggie in those cooch clingers today? The fabric was weged between the soft cheeks of her shapely ass and those baggy pants still managed to give her some MAJOR camel toe!

by Pizzaface September 23, 2005

Double Clincher

When your stuck in that awkward situation of puckering your asshole because it itches and you don't wanna scratch it for fear of stink finger, and your holding your buttcheeks together cause you also have to take a shit. hence clinching both.

I was sitting at work assisting a customer and i had to shit and my asshole itched. so i had to deal with the double clincher cause i didn't wanna dig in my ass at work.

by swiftverbicide2 December 16, 2009

Pittsburgh Clinger

A girl who grew up in Pittsburgh and goes/went to a smaller college in Ohio, that latches down on the first reasonable man she meets.

Stay away from her! -She is a pittsburgh clinger

by its ok im right April 28, 2010

Cincere

Cincere is very handsome,funny,cool and can get annoying sometimes. Cincere's usually love learning new things and meeting new people.

I've met many cincere's

by Kkeenneettt March 13, 2017

clinker

A small peice of shit that is attacted to a anus hair, commonly called a "Dingle Berry"

by Anonymous May 8, 2003

The Clincher

1. The factoid that seal's the deal basically. 'Case Closed'.

2. Track 1 on the album 'This type of thinking could do us in', by Chevelle.

"So it turns out there were no Weapons of Mass Destruction?" "Yeah! Here's the clincher; the President is just a dumbass that lied!"

by Korremar July 2, 2005