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Cleveland Browns 

perhaps the worst franchise in the NFL next to the Raiders, Lions or Cardinals. A team with a dedication to losing that is almost mind boggling, even when the
team makes the right move in signing a good player they get hurt, (see Lecharles Bently). The NFL should never have resurrected this franchise, it should have
gone to a better city, like Las Vegas or San Antonio. GO STEELERS !!
Guy 1: Hey I got tickets to the Browns game, wana go?
Guy 2: Nah I am gonna sneak into the zoo and try to hand feed the polar bears.
Guy 1: Wow thats alot better then watching the Browns blow another one, can I come?
Guy 2: Sure but make sure you tie the food to your body,
Guy 1: Alright! This is gonna be great!

Gee what a surprise the Cleveland Browns lost again to the Steelers, what is the 6th time in a row? How is that a rivalry?

Cleveland Steamer was originated in Cleveland because Browns fans had to come up with something to release the stress of ALWAYS losing.

Publish this.

Cleveland Browns 

Hey baby, I am going to take the Cleveland Browns to the Superbowl.
Cleveland Browns by Cletus VanDamme September 22, 2006

Cleveland Browns 

1. a horrible foot ball team who choked the only time they got near the super Bowl, and will next time too. Yeah, right. Next time. Lol.
2. fans have no lives if they root for this crap-hole of a team.
Cleveland Browns by bng4eva February 3, 2005

cleveland browns 

NFL team who is continuiously losing to the Pittsburgh Steelers. As hard as they practice and train they just can't win. They've never won a superbowl, unlike their better rivals, The Steelers, who have won five. They have no key players and often have trouble completing just one pass.
"Those Cleveland Browns got thier ass beat by the Pittsburgh Steelers last week!"
cleveland browns by Shag-LOC August 24, 2006

cleveland browns 

An nfl football team that plays in Cleveland,Ohio and borders Lake Erie(the shit bowl of America). Also a team so bad the can go 10-6 and not even make the playoffs.
Guy 1: man cleveland browns sucks!
Guy 2: I know if it's brown flush it down!
cleveland browns by Tyler Lindsey January 13, 2008

Cleveland Browns 

The literal worst NFL team you can find. Never won a Super bowl and possibly may of never won a game, so if go to Cleveland, you know your NFL team will always be better then them.

Cleveland Browns 

The worst football team in the National Football League. Every year.
Person 1: the Cleveland Browns lost again.
Person 2: am I supposed to be surprised or something...
Cleveland Browns by Beowulf49 March 5, 2020