calender

a calender could be in physical or mental form, but ultimatly defines a system of time parsioned into different sectors.

by Anonymous August 14, 2003

chenderson

(n) the foreskin of an uncircumsized penis

After awakening naked in a dumpster outside the frat house, Craig was very disturbed to discover remnants of toe fungus inside his chenderson.

by BeardedFatass January 6, 2004

clander

Ignores the boys to play games such as clash of clans and ps4

Man Zanders being fucking clander today

by Baloney Stoney October 9, 2020

calender

A Year

by Anonymous October 3, 2003

Clendennin

a health teacher that is a nigger and works at high school north. she gives lots of home work.

Mike- WTF that nigger gave me so much homework.
Alex- is she a nigger????!!?!?!?!
Mike- yeah fucking swamp ninja is a clendennin!!!!!!!!!!!

by alex+mike March 18, 2009

Calenderr

When you look at your organizer the day after a big event and realize that you forgot to attend

A: Hey how was xx's party the other day?
B: Man I can't believe it, I had a total calenderr!

by Goofysurfer September 25, 2010

clanders

A very bland person who doesn't have much of a personality much like the patriots head coach. Typically very boring and unfunny. Also most turn out to be a vampire and aren't good at video games.

"Wow he sounds like a Clanders with his monotone voice"

by Pastaboy May 28, 2016