Clarking it

To successfully thrust a person 5 or more times without being caught whilst they are bending over.

Man! you should have seen me in the shoe shop earlier I was Clarking it!!

by Jason Duffy April 24, 2008

Clarking

When an upper-classman dates a younger female at a school. "Clarkers" will usually have a string of failed relationships that only lasted for a few weeks. Those who clark usually do so because they are infamous around school and no girls in their grade want to date them, it is because of this the clarker usually takes advantage of the newer girl's ignorance pertaining to who the clarker really is.

The bigger the age difference between the clarker and the victim, the more pathetic it becomes (ie a junior dating a freshman is worse than a sophmore dating a freshman)
Someone is not clarking if they have been dating the younger girl for more than 6 months, or if they have only clarked once.

Person 1: "Dude Josh was picking his nose in class again."
Person 2: "The guy who shit himself in math last year?"
Person 1: "Yeah! I heard he has another freshman girlfriend this year."
Person 2: "Probably because she doesn't know how gross he is."
Person 1: "Poor girl doesn't even realize she's a victim of clarking."
Person 2: "Wait wasn't he with Taleene last week?"

by Confessabear November 7, 2012

Clit clacking

The female equivalent of tea bagging.

Mary is having the time of her life in call of duty fragging noobs and then clit clacking them afterwards

by Ta1ntdude November 14, 2012

clanking

The process of giving someone a good kicking for being hideously annoying.

"That Jo girl could do with clanking. She really gets on my nerves."

by Frederico Von Lichtenstein April 1, 2008

Clanking

Entering into a raid on pokemon go before an agreed time or as soon as it hatches when knowing more people are coming to do the raid but maybe a few minutes late

That guy Clanked me the other day, I like clanking people at raids on pokemon go.
That guys a right Clanker

by RADDOMAN October 17, 2019

Louis and Clarking

When one journies into an area that could've been explored by any man yet was previously unexplored because no man was stupid enough to do so. Typically used to describe how a fat girl loses her virginity.

"Jim I heard you took fatty Patty's virginity at the dance last night?"
"Ah man word about that got out? Yea everyone told me not to but I went Louis and Clarking"

by PrinceCharming69 April 18, 2014

clanking

when two men repeatedly beat their penises together -causing a wonderful noise- to ejaculate

tom and bradd enjoyed clanking after their movie rehaersal

by yellow spermface May 6, 2011