clacker

Kentish slang for pastry, usually undercooked.

I'll make the pie filling, you make the clacker

by Miles Harrison December 9, 2008

clacker

two-way cellular phone such as Nextel.

He tried to reach me on the clacker.

by Tommy K. June 25, 2005

clacker

A clacker is a piece of crap covered in hair/fluff, usually found on carpets.

Chris: Do me a favour, get rid of that bit of fluff on the carpet.
Andy: Ewwww, that's no bit of fluff, it's a clacker...

by Garrold September 15, 2004

Clacker

A rude slang term for a woman’s private parts originated in Venezuela, most commonly heard in Europe.

“My clacker is mad itchy right now”

by Broski1000 September 20, 2022

Clacker

A crude nickname for the female genitalia

Sometimes used as a verb (i.e. to clack) meaning to fuck

“Bro I don’t think she shaves her clacker it’s like a jungle down there”
“I’d clack that anyway”

by sneggysnegworld July 2, 2023

Clacker Valve

Slang word for Anus.

"Got this lady back to mine last night and I give her one right up the Clacker Valve!!!

by Bobbymoore May 8, 2010

Clacker Bag

Your nut sack, ball bag, place where your balls are

Kiss my Clacker Bag You Mother!

by Jimmers McKenzie Esq February 23, 2010