conjunctivitis

Pink eye. It is an infection in the eye that's really contagious, ugly, and gross.

Not exactly a slang word, but it definitely sounds cooler than saying "pink eye."

Also, while this is not a sexually transmitted disease, if you have sex with someone with conjunctivitis, you will probably get conjunctivitis.

"Let's do it"
"Can't... I have conjunctivitis"
"Yucky"

by Ash Money January 4, 2007

conjunctafabulous

A term replying to an ailment when the eyes swell up and glitter leaks out. Generally happens to flamboyant gays.

My conjunctafabulous is so bad glitter has been gushing out for days.

by Ben Forman August 21, 2006

Cinjin

Annoying person that most likely does not have a life and cries himself to sleep knowing he has no friends what so ever

Everyone ran from scary CINJIN for they were scared.

by JAHSEH ONFROI March 20, 2019

Conjungle your crotch

The act of conjungling your crotch is a harsh form of CBT; Wherein you take 3 zip ties and arrange them on your (or typically someone elses) ballsack. The formation in which you conjungle is to create an X and put them around the middle (between the testes) of your ballsack, and the third zip tie goes around the top above the testes. You then proceed to tighten the zip ties as hard as you can until they're out of zip, a testicle pops out, or your scrotum hits the floor.

"Some bloke threatened to stab me, so I kidnapped him and told him, 'I gotta Conjungle your crotch, mate.' He's now infertile."

by Schmid the blid March 14, 2023

congestive conjunctivitis

Congestive conjunctivitis is the illness you fake when you don't want to see your girlfriend for some reason.

Often times it's when your girlfriend is overweight or clingy.

Made famous by Jack Black in Shallow Hal.

You going to hang out with your girlfriend tonight?

No, she's gained a lot of weight lately. I think I have a bad case of congestive conjunctivitis.

by Giddy73 May 19, 2017

Conjungulitus

The feeling that someway, somehow, a duck is watching you.

I always get conjungulitus when I play mini golf.

by mufasaloveschocolateglipskin May 2, 2009

conjunctivitis

taking a sick day from work in conjunction with the weekend.

Billy called in sick Monday. I think he had "conjunctivitis".

by jpeterman57 December 5, 2007