Cairn

1. Incredible man of perfect posture. Their jokes are absolute Bangers and they’re an outright hilarious person. An absolute man magnet as well as incredibly cool. When they aren’t being hilarious they are being incredible at everything else and being VERY manly. What’s not to love about this incredible human being.

2. The name of a pile of rocks found on top of hills. Often used to signify the highest point or to provide Hansel and Gretel like directions.

1. “Cairn is quite possibly the most hilarious person I know. Last time he cracked a joke I almost shat my pants.”

2. “I have decided that I am going to go camping with Cairn beside the nearby Cairn.”

3. “Did you know that there are only 128 people called Cairn in the world? It just shows how lucky someone is to know someone of such status.”

by FuckYouIzzy September 30, 2019

The Carnal Lie

When a woman you've picked up at a bar (or elsewhere)or at the end of a first date has sex with you and tells you "I never do this," when you are just pretty damn sure she's full of shit.

Nicole took me back to her trailer, got undressed, and commenced telling me the carnal lie. At the time, I really didn't mind.

by Blenderhead1991 May 18, 2009

carn

Carn means "come on" and comes from the drunken crowds of Austrailan Rules Football. It can be extended past "come on", as it can be used like "carn the Pies" when you cannot say "come on the Pies".

Carlton Supporter: Carn the Blues!
Collingwood Supporter: Fuck that, mate! Carn the Pies!

by xanya April 9, 2005

Feral Carnie

A typically, unkempt, uneducated, scraggly, dirty, drifter. Often the child of a traveling circus workers or even just the product of lower breeding practices.

Hey dude that feral carnie was pretty good at sex in my trailer last night.

by Ranchgirls November 17, 2020

cairns fag

a guy from cairns (north Queensland) who tends to take as much time doing his hair as his sister would, shaves his legs and wears short, tight pants and colourful fag singlets. most of these people go to saint augustines.

innisfail: yo cairns fag, come over here for a second!
cairns: can i suck your dick?

by peoplethesedays95-11 November 13, 2011

Carnes Owned

A variation of ownage, chiefly of the mathematical sort, derived from the great one, the true J.C. himself, Jerry Carnes.

Let's say your test grade was a 54.
You would say:
Dude, I just got totally "Carnes Owned."

by YBB November 29, 2003

Just Carnage

World renowned streamer currently in sick kids battling pneumonia and obesity. He is the next successor to the dictator of DPRK Kim Jong Un.

Other alias: LTK Cxrnage, Chemical Games, Ttv.JustCarnage_, Chinkfred and Monfre.
His current fans are know as the carnagers. He is married to his partner for life Jerry.
He enjoys Johnny Test porn and teen titans porn, specifically with his younger brother Steven.
He holds the record for largest KFC order, tylenol consumption with side of cheetos.
He is battling many metal abilities including Autism, ADD, Down syndrome. He is also a devout Christian and is currently one of the richest men in the world and resorts to only using PayPal.
Largest cumload belongs to CxRaNgE twice the size of s blue wale (about 7 ml).
He also holds the current record for the largest breasts know to mankind;102ZZZ.

Omg ur such a Just Carnage

by Nuterd wale January 14, 2019