churd

A cross between a chipmunk, and a turd.

What's that in the bushes? Just some churd, crawling around.

by stmvrk August 8, 2009

churd

1) sour milk-based substance found in student flats...

2) cum - usually of a thickish consistency

"Who left the milk out? It's turned into a pint of churd!"

"The custard ladle dealt a load of churd-like sploodge across the whore's tits"

by Morgenhund January 12, 2004

Churd

Small hardened chunks of smegma that are the result of poor hygiene.

Girl 1: I'm never going down on him again!
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: ...Churds
Girl 2: (gags uncontrollably)

by Kelleyyo March 22, 2017

churd

1. a fecal mass larger around than it is long.

2. a person producing same.

Just dropped a churd, guess I'll have to flush 10 or 15 times to break it up.

by iamrodriguez December 20, 2019

Churding

The act of using spray cheese as lube while aggressively having sexual inter course with a dog.

“Bro I churded the family dog so hard last night!”
“Damn bro churding is scientifically proven to have negative health effects”

by muntmaxxing May 11, 2024

Churd

A derogatory term that combines turd and chode. Used aptly for name calling.

Don’t be such a churd bro

by koddy kad October 16, 2022

Micheal Richards aka Churd

A guy who sheds his ass hairs into his victims throats

Oh did u guys see Micheal Richards aka Churd at the party

by Nibbajews September 21, 2020