churd

A cross between a chipmunk, and a turd.

What's that in the bushes? Just some churd, crawling around.

by stmvrk August 8, 2009

churd

1) sour milk-based substance found in student flats...

2) cum - usually of a thickish consistency

"Who left the milk out? It's turned into a pint of churd!"

"The custard ladle dealt a load of churd-like sploodge across the whore's tits"

by Morgenhund January 12, 2004

Churd

Small hardened chunks of smegma that are the result of poor hygiene.

Girl 1: I'm never going down on him again!
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: ...Churds
Girl 2: (gags uncontrollably)

by Kelleyyo March 22, 2017

churd

1. a fecal mass larger around than it is long.

2. a person producing same.

Just dropped a churd, guess I'll have to flush 10 or 15 times to break it up.

by iamrodriguez December 20, 2019

Micheal Richards aka Churd

A guy who sheds his ass hairs into his victims throats

Oh did u guys see Micheal Richards aka Churd at the party

by Nibbajews September 21, 2020

Churd

A derogatory term that combines turd and chode. Used aptly for name calling.

Don’t be such a churd bro

by koddy kad October 16, 2022

Churd

A church nerd. An attender of church who is so nerdy about church they are a church nerd, therefore churd.

That girl is such a churd. She brings her bible to school!

by Tim Keller November 24, 2025