chrollo

big shlong master chrollo. our lord and savior. mans is packing a weapon of mass destruction between them strong, perfectly toned legs. if you say you don't want to be railed into your next life by this man I know you lyin on yo dead homies.

Chrollo can smack me and i would thank him.

Chrollo is the god I pray to.

Mmmm Chrollo milk is very yum yum

by itsbeelol November 30, 2020

Ghetto Chrome

An adhesive tape, usually duct tape, used to secure gas tanks, trunks, doors, upholstery, steering wheels, speakers, radios, CD players, 8-track players, etc... of a beat up old car or hoopty.

The pimp couldn't sell his girls because nobody would buy from a hussler with a ghetto chromed hoopty.

Latoya wanted to pimp her ride, so she used ghetto chrome to hang her disco ball.

by camel spider57 March 4, 2010

Chromebook

A shitty laptop that cost $200 that can't run 1080p videos, download steam, or even have a caps lock button.

A Chromebook is equivalent to sandpaper with glass on the front.

by loafed_meat February 25, 2018

Chromebook

A $200 piece of shit that only works with Google's apps and nothing else. You can't download Minecraft on it, you can't even download any programs such as art programs and Blender. The only thing Chromebooks are useful for is YouTube, Pornhub, and Cool Math Games. Sometimes, school gives you these worthless things to use it for your classwork. Sometimes they install a secure software that blocks most of the website so they don't see you watching porn (unless you're using Incognito). They also permanently turn on Google Safe search so you can't look at memes. I think schools just oughta give us iPads for our work.

Teacher: Alright class, today we're gonna do our work online
Student: Please don't make us use-
Teacher: Yep, we're gonna use Chromebooks today!

Students: *Groans*

by Lick my shithole February 23, 2021

Chromebook

A 200 dollar pile of steaming dog shit.

Aw, my dog made a Chromebook. Well no actually thats dog shit. Like I said, Chromebook.

Actually a computer worth nothing at all

by Eldoce May 3, 2019

School Chromebook

Literaly the worst computer known to mankind

These school chromebooks can't even run minecraft

by Whitboi February 5, 2019

Chrofer

Short for chronoloafer, or waster of time.

1. Someone that wastes time.
2. An insult given to a person for doing nothing more than waste a person's time.

"I've put so much effort into making it work, but they're just a chrofer."

"You've been babbling for ten minutes! Get out of my way, chrofer!"

by Eirwyn May 14, 2019