Fort Chronic

a town known as Fort Collins. A little north of Boulder Colorado, similarly known for its great abundance of any bud imaginable. good for any big weed smoker if you like variety of Chronic hence the name Fort Chronic. They also have an exceptional head shop known as Kind Creations. Greatest glass you can find whether its custom or your looking for a roor

yo that fort chronic bud be killing me nigger

by Natureal April 3, 2008

Chronglius

The biggest of ape brains. Describes the dumbest of people. Or someone that is off the goop

Friend: "I think I'm a dumff." You, "Damn man you went full fucking chronglius there."

by bryan.jpg January 13, 2019

The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod

A five book series about a half human, half vampire boy named Vladimir Tod and a prophecy surrounding him. Although some parts of the book are very serious, the author still manages to make the books extremely funny and light-hearted. A vampire series that isn't a cliche, sappy love story. *cough* like Twilight. An easy, yet awesome read, if you enjoy the supernatural. Written by Heather Brewer.

The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod- one of the best vampire books I've ever read.

by book_nerd27 August 14, 2011

Chron john

Weed that is very green and potent. Will usually get you high within 2-3 hits.

Ay, you said your dude got some "Chron john"? hit em up!

by L oONaY October 15, 2008

chornyvolk

In Russian folklore. A big, stupid, hairy, unibrowed, asexual creature that roamed the forests of Russia and Canada looking for a mate. Legend has it that if the chornyvolk ever mated "the snows will melt off the great Siberian plains and mother Russia will drown". The Volga river is said to be "fueled by the tears of the chornyvolk because he cannot find a mate".

That guy is dumber than a Chornyvolk!

He may not be good with the ladies, but he's had more sex than a chornyvolk.

by siklecelarmenia July 16, 2008

chronic masturbator

A person who masturbates more than 3 times a day, and cannot go a day with out masturbation.

Friend: Bro! did you hear that Johnny filled up a 2 little jar with cum.
you: ya I heard he is a chronic masturbator 1

by MexicanPog November 16, 2020

Chronic Dick Withdrawal

Chronic Dick Withdrawal is when you're forever thinking about having sex with your partner after a period of not having sex, eg: long distance relationship.
Dick withdrawal can lead to excessive horniness esp at nights. Dick withdrawals causes you to continuosly want to talk to your partner about the next time y'all will be fuckin. It's just all about sex.

I'm having chronic dick withdrawal baby, i can't wait to pop this pussy for you

by Sosbbbbb February 28, 2016