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chronokenesis

To manipulate time using powers not yet understood by western science. To slow, speed or freeze time
Using chronokenesis, dave slowed down time to finish his homework
by Jason Magicka November 1, 2006
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Chronockasnaka syndrome

This syndrome is chronic snaking syndrome. It is when someone constantly is a snake, and skips out on shit.

This syndrome causes snaking anytime, anywhere! It even causes snaking on your birthday. It also causes you to be an asshole to women.

It is pronounced Chro-nacka-snacka-syndrome, with an A sound not an AH sound, at the end A's.
Dude is Hunter coming?

Sorry dude but he has Chronockasnaka syndrome
by Wangerbuster April 20, 2018
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Chronoskeltophobia

Fear of Spooktober, or anything that relates to Halloween.
"You know I'm afraid of Halloween, because of my extreme chronoskeletophobia."

Chronoskeltophobia is the fear of Spooktober, or anything that relates to Halloween.
by iiEnc3ladus October 20, 2019
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chonnock

Shut up u chonnock
by Chonnock muncher December 20, 2020
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chronocracy

chronocracy n (Greek khronos, time + Greek kratia, power or rule) Ð rule by the laws of time and by the force of temporality; a form of government based on the recognition of time constraints on any form of power and the necessity for periodic change of leaders and transfer of powers on all levels. Under chronocracy, the social life is determined by the regular replacement of political, scientific, economic, and cultural trends, methods, fashions, and personnel in measured periods of time. Presidents, computers, car models, artistic trends, dress cuts, schoool textbookss, etc. have to change periodically to maintain their authoritative status as "new."
Is America a democracy and what does the term "demos" mean as applied to contemporary societies? No doubt, however, that America is a chronocracy, with a rigid system of enforced change on all levels, from political leaders to dress fashions and technological designs.
by Mikhail Epstein November 13, 2003
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chronicking

"yo b..you wanna go chronicking?"
by Mark Eurebra September 26, 2006
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chronocellularite

A person who uses his or her cell phone to tell what time it is.
Joe's always whipping out his iPhone everywhere just so he won't miss Grey's Anatomy. just get a wristwatch, you chronocellularite!
by Blake C. June 27, 2008
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