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Chronic Stalling Disease

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an unfortunate illness affecting people who cannot seem to move in a timely fashion. Somene who has trouble keeping plans or being on time on a regular (ie chronic) basis. Generally unaware of their condition those affected may go on for years making people around them wait endlessly. no cure known..
person 1: "man we've been waiting for AN HOUR ?!?!I thought we told him 8 oclock?"
person 2: " i know but its not a surprise he has chronic stalling disease, we could be waiting forever"
by tctk91811 September 3, 2011
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When you hang around Irish or Scottish People so much too the point where you start imitating them and have a hard time breaking the habit
A:How'r u doin

B:what?
A:Sorry i Have Chronic Scotch Imitation Disorder
by satcheltotheface October 12, 2017
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1. Someone who smoke's buddha.
2. Someone who smokes buddha chronicly."
1. "Are you a chronic smoker? Keen for a grill?"
2. "That old mate is a chronic smoker, wake and bake everyday."
by Diego September 5, 2003
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The intensely depressed feeling one gets after they quit smoking marijuana after long-term, habitual use.
Jay:"man, you were such a stoner..what happened?"
Bob: "I had to quit smoking for 30 days to pass a drug test...im so depressed, i literally started crying when i had to turn down that blunt earlier."
Jay: "man, you got that chronic sadness...bad"
by spongebong stonerpants September 8, 2009
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Patient: I need medical marijuana for Kronic Stress

Doctor: What is the source of your Chronic Stress?

Patient: I am stressed about getting busted for not having a medical marijuana prescription.
by Ken in Brooklyn November 21, 2011
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chronic sativa

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Let's smoke some chronic sativa and be high for hours ;D
by Hot.sPot November 18, 2010
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Chronic Strangle Dick

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When you're both going down on each other and she climaxes first, resulting in her tensing every muscle in her body while she enjoys the orgasm. Unfortunately, This means you poor member is accident strangled within an inch is his life until she calms down.
Bro, Im so sore, I cant go to the gym today.

Why not man?
My girl had an episode of Chronic Strangle Dick (CSD) last night .
Oh. That's tough man.
by jiffnep April 1, 2022
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