Christoffer

A Lord Bjorn.

There is nothing more regal than a Christoffer.

by Flamingo Spya November 13, 2013

matt christoff

usually a male who has a twin she- brother who's dad is suicidal.. he/she's dad has white hair and looks 70 but is actually 25. Matt stutters (for ex: ehhhh) and is really fat but thinks that everyone thinks he's cool. he wears the same clothes all the time and has a weak shoe game. man... he's gay... won't stop giving rainbows!

Kids, never grow up to be a Matt Christoff!

by ehhhh that's gay 67 June 14, 2016

Christoffer

Christoffer is handsome, he is charming, he is the type of guy who would do anything to make you smile if you’re down. He is an angel, he is a true gentleman. If he somehow hurts you, he would stop at nothing to apologize and how you would take the apology is up to you.

A Christoffer is one of the best people to have around, and if you’re lucky enough to have a Christoffer in your life, hold on tight.

- Where’s Christoffer?
- oh, he’s just helping an old lady cross the street, he’ll be here any minute.

by Social-fangirl January 26, 2020

Cristoffer

Cristoffer is a norwegian name, someone named Cristoffer has a big dick.

I was playing soccer with Cristoffer today!

by Loliplay October 14, 2019

Christoffer

Christoffer is the most amazing boyfriend you could ever had. He is smart and funny. He makes you laugh and hugs you when you cry.
He loves food and candies, he is not much into cheese.
Christoffer is loyal and honest, he will spoil you and hug you and kiss you every single day.
Christoffer liked to travel and he is not scared about trying new things.

Girl: my boyfriend is perfect
Girl 2: oh really? How is he?
Girl: he is a Christoffer

Girl 2: ahhhh lucky yoj

by Mxdk1991 January 31, 2020

Christobelle

Christobelle is a smart and charming young lady. She sometimes struggles but she's a great problem solver and always makes it through. She is wise beyond her years but she sometimes makes hasty decisions. She always recovers from these bad decisions on top and ahead of everybody.

Sam: Dang did you hear Christobelle is pregnant?
Sophie: Yeah she's keeping it too is she crazy?!
2 years later
Christobelle: Yeah it was hard at times but we made it, isn't that right Cora?
Cora: Yeah, I love you mommy.

by Minnie_Mouse❤ December 2, 2017

Christoffer

Probably the sweetest friend you could ever have, he’s supportive and kinda hot ngl (no homo) he’s super understanding and loves you no matter how ugly you look.

Friend: I just got a bad score on the math test...
Christoffer: don’t worry I’ll help you study

by burritofenito October 15, 2018