A bunch of close eyed, clasped hands, hat wearing bastards who can't take anything else seriously and get really offended when a media object pokes fun at their religion.
by Akulakhan April 24, 2012
Get the Christiansmug. Christians are a religious cult
Little boy: Mommy why is that man beating that other man?
Mother: Oh honey! That is brother John and he is showing the non-believer the way of God.
Little boy: aww he is such a good Christian.
Little boy: Mommy why is that man beating that other man?
Mother: Oh honey! That is brother John and he is showing the non-believer the way of God.
Little boy: aww he is such a good Christian.
by Breakfastsong November 22, 2017
Get the Christiansmug. A drop dead gorgeous athletic hottie, usually blonde and smart, but is ALWAYS the life of the party. She's an amazing Friend and will never let you down. Teachers parents and kids like her, she's very charismatic but can be stubborn in some situations. Loves animals and is very outgoing. She plays hard to get when it comes to dating, but is very loving when you have her.
Guy 1- she's so sexy just look at her, she's the whole package!
Guy 2- Hey, I saw her first! Christiane is awesome.
Guy 2- Hey, I saw her first! Christiane is awesome.
by smartie333 December 20, 2014
Get the Christianemug. Christian is an amazing person. He is a super charismatic, intelligent, kind, witty, and rad guy. If you’re having a shitty day, he will be the one to make you laugh and smile. He really cares about you, and makes sure you’re doing okay, despite the things he goes through. He’s a one of a kind person, and anyone should be so lucky to have a Christian in their life. If you have a Christian in your life, don’t let him go.
by AmandaNoel;) October 20, 2019
Get the Christian =)mug. A very rare name in America,
but popular in France and Germany.
A feminine form of the Christian.
Pronounced like 'Christy-Anne' for all
the retards who fuck it up all the time
and say "Christian," "Christina," "Christine," etc.
An intelligent female.
but popular in France and Germany.
A feminine form of the Christian.
Pronounced like 'Christy-Anne' for all
the retards who fuck it up all the time
and say "Christian," "Christina," "Christine," etc.
An intelligent female.
by Christianeee June 17, 2008
Get the Christianemug. Someone who is tired of searching their name on the internet and recieving only religion-related results, overall an awesome person, extremely intelligent and attractive
by cvega1091 September 30, 2009
Get the Christianmug. An amazing boyfriend who will care about you and never let go. Hottie who will always make sure you're ok and do every freaking possible thing to make u happy. He will flatter u all the time and cuddle u and tell u he loves you all the time. U are lucky to have one in ur life even if u are just friends!
Is Christian ur bf??
HELL YEAH!!!
HELL YEAH!!!
by The best gf April 22, 2018
Get the Christianmug.