Chris Crocker 

Some sissy guy with no life who adores Britney Spears in a ridiculous way. He/She became pathetically famous after Britney's crappy performance on the MTVs 2007... Everybody was trashing Spears, when he/she spoke to the world, swimming in tears and defending Spears via YouTube... Glaring mistake!

Britney Crocker sissy fag

"Please leave me alooooone!"

"Oh, come on, don't be such a Chris Crocker, it's not gonna work"

Chris Crocker by Jake-O October 2, 2007

Chris Crocker 

An attention whoring cross dresser with a habit of creating annoying videos of himself and posting them on Youtube. In 2007 he posted his infamous "Leave Britney Alone!" in a pure example of whoring himself out to get attention.

I want to get on TV, I should cry like Chris Crocker

Chris Crocker by Abu_sme September 30, 2007

Chris Crocker 

A Cross dressing fag who got over a million views on youtube for having a nervous breakdown about brittney spears. His vid even reached to tv, and now reaches the most hated video on youtube

Chris Crocker:LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE!!!

Youtuber:ya ya ya wutever u see kiss cocker, i hope u choke on someones balls u sperm goulping fag

Chris Crocker by Ignoranus September 30, 2007

Chris Crocker 

Who?

Me: Who the hell is Chris Crocker?
Other guy: No idea, some fag on youtube or something.

Chris Crocker by dayyyyyym October 8, 2008

chris crocker 

A homosexual who has no trust for straight people. I wouldn't have hated him, nor many else, but his statement "Do I like straight people? Yes. Because I love mythical creatures! BECAUSE STRAIGHT PEOPLE AREN'T REAL!" changed everything.

Chris Crocker is an extreme-o uber fag. He is the reason homosexual became gay -- which means happy, or weird; Also who homosexual became queer -- which means weird.

chris crocker by jewel! December 24, 2007

Chris Crocker 

Chris Crocker is a safety in the National Football League who plays for the Miami Dolphins (as of April 2008). He spent his college years playing for the Marshall Thundering Herd, and was drafted with the 20th pick in the 3rd round by the Cleveland Browns in the 2003 NFL draft. He has slowly become a decent safety at the NFL, and has 7 interceptions in his 5 years in the NFL.

Chris Crocker is a hard-working safety who is a solid NFL starter; the guy on youtube doesn't deserve to get more attention sitting on his ass whining.

Chris Crocker by clevelandbrowns2008 April 27, 2008

Chris Crocker 

A word used to describe a total fag. Named after total fag, Chris Crocker, who is a boy who thinks he is a ghetto girl who talks about Britney Spears.

"Leave Britney Alone!"-Chris Crocker talk.

Chris Crocker by Anonymous PiMP March 19, 2008