Chodameter

A device used to measure the amount of trauma or rippage inflicted to the choda (or taint) resulting from the forced intrusion of an object into a person's rectal cavity. The Chodameter measures the level of torn tissue or CPI (carnage per inch) to the choda.

The doctor used a Chodameter to measure the amount of torn tissue that the victim sustained after having an angry husband's foot forced into his anal cavity.

by Sterrel and Koldham July 21, 2009

Chodarexia

A dick that is short and thin.. not to be confused with a true “Chod” aka a short and fat dick.. basically a short and anorexic cock.

Kaylee: “Omg Tammy I don’t want to date Scott because he has major Chodarexia!”

Tammy: “I don’t blame you Kaylee!.. I mean a chod is already bad enough but Chodarexia that’s next level dick disaster!”

by Wolfany August 5, 2018

chowdah head

boston, mass origin.
(n) dumb ass, idiot, n00b, etc.

that chowdah head that just cut me awf is a wicked bahd drivah!

by autumn mcgarity March 9, 2005

man-chowder

Semen, so named for its similarity in texture and color to clam chowder. New England, of course.

"I splattered her bowels with man-chowder."

by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004

Chowder thong

A g-string that smells of clam and has the consistency of chowda

Omg I took my thong off after workin in the summer heat and damn I had chowder thong!!!

by Lisa Kaiser & Julie Carlton March 2, 2011

Chowder Shit

British nickname for Washington Husky basketball player Matthew Bryan-Amaning.

Dude 1: The Huskies are playing.
Dude 2: Here's to hoping Chowder Shit doesn't play!

by Mozzillest November 3, 2010

Nut Chowder

Nut Chowder

I invited the homeless ho over for a nice red wine & a piping hot bowl of my freshly ejaculated nut chowder.

by davysprokket May 19, 2016