chobster

A bit of a fool, someone who is not with it, in that they have a closed mind and a complete lack of awareness of what is 'going down' in any sense.

'Mate, I thought I was going to lose it on the train surrounded by those chobsters, I'm glad to be out of there!

by markup October 19, 2003

Chapster

A man who needs no introduction, a man who cries gravy, a man who's middle name begins with the 27th letter of the alphabet. More feared in the streets of Grimsby than an Italian waiter riding a donkey smoking a joint. He knows no rules and will stop at nothing until he gets what he wants, even if he has to defy gravity and fly to Fiji with a broken 4th toe. His/Her name can only be described as sacred, it is chapster.

'The name is Chapster, The Chapster'

by SuperKongOrlando24 April 13, 2012

Clopster

One of two things;

1. A man who masturbates to horses, especially 'My Little Pony'.

2. A horse who just masturbates full stop.

That guy totally looks like a Clopster

We walked in on Mick the other day, turns out he's a Clopster.

Reggie's horse is an excessive Clopster.

by Slydog12 January 2, 2012

chopstar

if ur name in discord is that your cody

person 1 : I aM ChOpStAr
person 2 : ur cody

by panda twopointo October 5, 2021

CHIPSTER

A hipster who creates 8-bit "chip" music using sounds from video games (Nintendo Gameboy, etc.)

"Dude, Are you going to Blipfest this year?"

"Yeah, I guess. I just don't want to be surrounded by an army of fucking Brooklyn chipsters."

*farts*

by brooke shields and gay clubs October 18, 2008

chipster

-(noun) A hybrid of Chicago archetypes chad and hipster: The chipster is truly a chad at heart bringing all the innate baggage associated with being a vain, ignorant, Big 10 fun boy with him as he externally transforms into the Wicker Park staple hipster. This quasi-transformation can be easily spotted by the telltale Pabst t-shirt and excessively spikey hair.

That Lincoln Park chipster is such a poser, he doesn't even listen to indie music.

by AndyK August 13, 2006

chonster

1) a crony who did somethin foolish
2) someone not worth name calling but behind his back
3) a discolored vagina
4) a vagina blanketed in moles

"you fucking chonster, quit knocking pool balls off the table"

"yeah, fuck that chonster"

"ugh...look at the chonster on that mom"

"i licked it....and it was a chonster ::shame::"

by Will Sharp October 5, 2005