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Chops

1) Area of the face, in the jaw section, just under the cheek bone that is a perfect place to lay a punch or slap on.

2) Cockney Term for face in general.
1) "If you carry on sunshine, I'll stick one right on your chops!"

2) "Alright bollock chops!"
by *CRUMPET* July 5, 2007
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Chops

yeah nigga we smokin' chops.
by y0 mama April 3, 2006
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Chops

How are you doing today?

Im doing pretty chops, today, how are you?
by BionixXxMama August 9, 2018
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Chops

(noun, both singular and plural) A friend; a neuter gender term of endearment.
One of my chops gave me a ride home yesterday.

Thank you, chops!
by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck November 14, 2004
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Chops

Stop by the Dips, and get a fat sack of Chops
by Sugawulfpimp March 19, 2009
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Chops

Technical ability for drums,usually used for marching drums.
In the 1700's British army used back sticking to impress each other with their chops and prowess.
by D. December 15, 2003
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Chops

The intentional, skillful, deceitful and often cruel act of juking-out, crossing-over, psyching-out, confusing, misleading, baiting or tricking someone who is vulnerable into a plot, trap, embarrassing-moment or minor-misfortune for ones own self-entertainment, amusement, fulfillment, humor, pleasure, revenge, or 1 up.
1. I went to push Charlie into the pool but I stopped before I made contact and he flinched so hard that he actually fell in himself.

2. Three customers have been waiting angrily for several minutes in line because my cash register light is still on but my shift is already over.

3. April 1st is National Chops Day!

4. As I texted my girlfriend that I'm leaving now, my professor said to the class "Actually, there's more!"

5. The QB Pump-Faked the defender so badly that he jumped for no reason/ The RB Juked the defender so quickly that he fell down and no one even touched him.

6. My mom got chopped into thinking I was at study hall when I really was at a friends house. She never asked so I just went along with it.

7. As I clinched my hand, I threw what seemed to be a tennis ball into the air as my dog sparky ran after it to retrieve nothingness.

8. As he took a sip of what I thought was water, we had no clue it was pure vodka.

9. I tried to purchase 300 dollars worth of clothes only for my debit card to say declined.

10. The Majority of Americans think that America is the land of the free.
by Longinus713 April 2, 2013
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