Choof

V. To jizz, throw up, and have explosive diarreha simultaneously

N. The substance left after said "choof"

"I totally choofed all over that Alli's chest, don't ask me how I did it, but I did."

"I once heard that Choofing can be the most disgusting or loving act you can perform on someone."

by Teabag Tipton December 9, 2008

Choof

Slang surfer term used to define something lame, or bogus.

The waves are choof dude.

by graphiksguru December 13, 2006

Choof

An onomatopoeic word that describes a basketball that gets all net on a shot. The word "swish" is gay, obviously.

Choof is onomatopoeic when used to describe a Larry Bird three-pointer that hits nothing but net.

Play-by-play man: "Larry Bird takes the in-bounds pass, dribbles right, then left, shakes Isaiah Thomas lose for fade-a-way jumper deep in the corner for three....choof."

by BeanoCook February 12, 2009

Choof

1. The male version of a queef.

2. when air passes through a dick

3. dick fart.

1."what was that sound?" "i think i just choofed"

2."I got a blowjob last night; and some air snuck up my cock...totally choofed it back at her face."

by ChoofAloof September 2, 2010

choof

A Cheezy poofda

Reece is a choof

by SAibo MaibO August 24, 2003

choof

The sound that comes from a chrome cold air system, on a car, as the throttle body is quickly opened.

I let my boys hear my Mustang with the hood popped an when i hit the gas petal real fast the engine went "choof"

by RT out of Lakeland October 28, 2003

choof

Arse

1.Nick Cloherty is gonnah rape Ben Deacon up the choof =D

2.ben deacon & nick cloherty likes choof

3.ben deacon likes it up the choof

by FUCK U!! October 8, 2008